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Gin's POV

Invitation cards sent. Party poppers--✔️. Balloons--✔️. Sound system plus hired band-- present! Cheer dance team-- perfect attendance and well-choreographed. Stage-- designed already. Tarpaulin with the magical message-- printed and hanged! Ano pa bang kulang? Ahh...The Pyramid.

Introducing...

Whiskey Roles-- ang tagapagmana ng airlines, shippinglines, taxies, Hop-in! (kagaya ng Grab Car at Uber), at mga bus. Ngayon, saan mo gustong pumunta? Because Whis, here, can take you to places you've never been. Kahit sa langit. Haha! You know what I mean, damn it. And even in hell if you want it hot!

 And even in hell if you want it hot!

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And...

Bourbon Samsa-- you don't actually need a sugar daddy if you have a Bourbon Samsa because his family owns almost all the banks you see. Or probably lahat nga! Tuition fee, eka nga? Don't worry. Kahit hanggang sa kamatayan mo pa, kaya niyang tustusan. Samsa Loans. Samsa Bank. Samsa Secured. Samsa Insurance. Samsa Credit. Samsa Reward Card. Samsa Fortune. Samsa. Samsa. Saaaamsaaaa.

And me? Don't worry, no fuss

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And me? Don't worry, no fuss. Makikilala mo din ako later kasi you'll get enough of me. After all, ako naman yung leading man dito diba? So relax.

"Handa na po ang lahat Sir G. Just your signature and everything will start in 5 minutes!" sabi ng isang male events coordinator sabay ngiti ng parang yung sa pusa sa Alice in Wonderland. Weird smile. Weird big smile.

Pinermahan ko yung papel na binigay niya. By the way, nasa kotse ako ngayon. Nasa lambo vineno na binili ko pa lang kanina just for this simple celebration. Not to mention that it is worth......nevermind. Baka ma-car nap pa ako nito provided that ako lang ang merong LV dito sa Pinas.

 Baka ma-car nap pa ako nito provided that ako lang ang merong LV dito sa Pinas

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Binuksan ng PA ko yung kotse and when I looked at the outdoor concert arena...wow! Kasama ko pala si Madi, my girlfriend...blindfolded. And so you know where this is going right? Yep! Tama ka, I am going to surprise her! Aren't I your ideal dashing Romeo?

"Babe? I know this is our first week. It would be fine if we had a dinner date lang and not something so bongga! I would not contain it! Ano? Malayo pa ba tayo?!! I am so hungry na!!!" Ahaaa, excitement is very observable sa tone niya. I looked at her. Ohhh...Madisson Cuenco-- the living barbie with her usual pink outfits and blonde hair.

"Diba Madi sabi nila love is patient? Well, here we are now

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"Diba Madi sabi nila love is patient? Well, here we are now. Konting tiis nalang baby." I whispered to her sensitive ears then she giggled.

Hinawakan ko ang kanyang kamay and tinulungan siyang bumaba sa car. Then I lead her to the red carpet kung saan binuksan ko na yung takip ng kanyang mata.

"SURPRISE!!!" Sigaw ko with the mic on my hand, and the lights and sounds did its part. Then pumasok na yung cheer squad with a quick less than 1 min involvement sa program.

"M...*clap, clap, clap, clap*
A...*clap, clap, clap, clap*
D...*clap, clap, clap, clap*
I...*clap, clap, clap, clap*
S-S-O-N! Maddison, this is for you! Wait and watch what he will do! Boom! Bang! Boom! Bang! Aha, aha! Eyy! Isang linggo ng pag-ibig, Lunes! Martes! Miyerskules! Huwebes! Biyernes! Sabadabadooo! Linggo! Lingling-ling- GO! GO- ling, ling- GO!"

And now for the tribal band playing the instrumentals. Pumasok naman yung ballet dancers hawak ang strips with rainbow colors. Exit. Then yung confetti kasama yung mga lobo falling from the sky! The tarpaulin na kasing laki ng billboard revealed at last: "HAPPY WEEKSARY!!!"

Nasa stage na si Madisson while I am with The Pyramid, on the first row from the right sa seats.

And of course...possible with the help of Whis that's why I give him a hi-5 for that, yung airplane swirling in the sky, writing the clouds a message:




"LET'S BREAK UP."

Now that is what I call a real surprise. Ranked as the best split in the internet world, published in history books, and featured muliple times in Youtube with the most number views of 599, 708, 093. That took me to a daaaamn talk show na kailangan kong puntahan bukas, nag tweet kasi sila seconds after. And where's Madi? Not that of my concern anymore. 😉

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