The other Chris hops out of the chair and walks towards them all,
"So I assume you are all in one piece, except for you, Chris. What the hell happened to you?"
"Chop suey-bat," a different Chris answers for him. Undead Chris hangs his head in agreement.
"It's true," Undead Chris shrugs his shoulders.
"So, do any of you know how to find the last Ancient Scroll of Chris?" You interrupt breaking up the sappy reunion.
The Chrises--including Benedict, all look at each other and step forward. They reach for one another's hand and form a circle. Benedict comments,
"I suppose you have come with us this far, you have earned the right to know the last scroll."
In unison the five men rip their shirts off and begin to chant,
"Oh Ancient Scrolls of Chris, Chris the Ancient Scroll."
You look onward in confusion as their tummies begin to glow a cosmic purple and words begin to appear etched into their skin.
You have found the last Ancient Scroll of Chris.
YOU ARE READING
Ancient Scrolls of Chris
历险Follow the path, but be heedful, the ending is not what you would expect. And the journey is not for the faint of heart. (Chris Imagine). Feel free to comment.
