Squabble

1)Duck and Crow

He woke up to the aroma of tea; the familiar scent lulling him back to the land of dreams. In his dreams, she always served him his favorite ginger tea with eggs, tomato and cucumber salad for breakfast every morning. She greeted him sweetly, ruffled his black hair and kissed his forehead. It was all so warm.
If only he could stay here a little bit longer, just enough to clearly get a look at this person.
He focused his attention away from the breakfast to the person in front of him, but all he could make out were strange blurry outlines.
Just a little bit more. Just a little more effort and I might---

Tik. Tik. Tik. Tik.

He awoke with a massive headache after falling off of his bed, the sound of his alarm startling him out of his dreams.

"What a morning!?" he said to himself, sighing. He got up to face yet another Monday, and started his preparations to face the day head on; the first on his list was taking painkillers to ease his massive headache.

After bathing and getting dressed in his uniform, he went to the kitchen to make himself something to eat. He wondered how dreams could feel so real, the aroma from the morning still fresh in his mind. Guess he must really be craving for some ginger tea, he thought to himself.

"Hmm" he mumbled, and sniffed to find the scent he was longing for. Perfect. Nothing better than the smell of ginger tea to start a hectic Monday.

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"That idiot Naruto, what does he think of us." a boy said, snickering along with the others that surrounded him.

"He's sure to learn his lesson now." the other boy said.

"Wait till he sees this." said the boy, and everybody started laughing again.

Here he was, thinking of ways to finish his environmental science report, find ways to excuse himself from mandatory after school services, and think of creative ways in which he could skip classes without being bothered by anyone. And there he was- Naruto, pissing of yet another bunch of hooligans. Man! that guy needed to learn what silence and peace meant.

He hoped atleast that his holy chamber wouldn't be discovered. That place was a great one to sleep. And he'd hate loosing it because that stupid blonde made new enemies.
What was with him - his justice and morale? Come on they were seniors now, not elementary kids. Why play the hero!!?
Oof, better not think of a certain someone, he thought as he'd end up with a mother of all headaches.
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"And for the ninth time , I didnt punch those hooligans ten times" screamed a blonde boy at a seemingly furious home room teacher.

"He's lying Iruka sensei! He came out of no where and started punching us like crap." retorted a boy with a very red swollen face. Two other boys who had the same demeanour followed suit on his remark.

"We were having lunch and not on our guards. He ambushed us. That's so unmanly." said the tiny boy among the three.

Naruto glared at the trio. Sure he beat them and that was excessive, but they deserved it. Didn't they know what they were doing was called defamation?
They'd childishly painted his desk with stupid remarks that sullied not only his character but also that indifferent raven heads.
He needn't have studied any law, but he knew those deeds were punishable by all means.

"Naruto for the sake of the good lord , just tell me why you punched a bunch of kids from class D." asked Iruka ,exasperated.

"I didnt punch them and thats the tenth time I have said it as of now!" replied the blonde, nonchalantly, "Besides, what proof do you have that it was my doing. For all I know, I could very well be the victim being dragged into some conspiracy."