Sandstone: For the last time Fireheart, I haven't nor will ever have kits with you!
Fireheart: We had two beautiful kits named Leafpool and Squirrelflight! Don't you remember?! And for the last time, it's Firestar.
Sandstone: No Fireheart, that never happened.
Fireheart: Yes it did!
Sandstone: I'm done! Feathershine! You talk to this crazy old hag.
Feathershine: Will do~
Fireheart: You can't escape the truth!
Feathershine: Now Fireheart, none of what you're saying ever happened.
Fireheart: *lays on the floor and throws a tantrum* Yes it did! Yes it did!
Feathershine: No it didn't
Doorbell rings
Petalpounce: Pizza delivery~
Feathershine: Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *runs to the door and opens it*
Petalpounce: That will be twenty dollars!
Feathershine: As if I were to pay you! Mottledleaf! Pay for the pizza!
Mottledleaf: Fine, here's twenty dollars.
Nettlebounce: Ha! Did your last pizza place fire you Petalpounce?!
Petalpounce: For the last time, they didn't Nettlebounce.
Nettlebounce: Then why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?
Petalpounce: Whatever, I'm going.
Feathershine: Hey, Fireheart, want some pizza?
Slashscar: I, being the she-cat I am would like a slice of pizza!
Feathershine: Whatever dude, here's a slice.
Slashscar: How DARE you call me dude. For your information, I am a she-cat!
Feathershine: Just take a slice of pizza and go!
Slashscar: I will!
Fireheart: My name is Firestar! Get it right!
Feathershine: And my name is Featherwish but not all of us can get what we wish for.
Fireheart: I'm going to my room!
Mottledleaf: Come on Feathershine, that's two cats in one day.
Feathershine: I'm the therapist here! I know exactly what I'm doing!
Mottledleaf: I'm sure.
Feathershine: FIGHT ME!
Mottledleaf: I think I'm good, you can go fight Nettlebounce over there, she told me that you were fat.
Feathershine: NETTLEBOUNCE, YOU WANNA GO BRO!?
~Dusky
BINABASA MO ANG
A Counseling Catastrophe
HumorWhen the owner of a quaint counseling business mysteriously dies, Feathershine is left to take her aunt's burden on her shoulders. The dementia-ridden Fireheart, Nettlebounce and Petalbounce, and sometimes Sandstone, if she shows up to work, are the...
