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Drunk: Kuroo Tetsurou

So I really want to make a slice of life type of book but ???

I mean, I already have so much I have to do but I really want to do it ???

Anyways, enjoy this one
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Kuroo knew that you were no lightweight when it came to drinking. He had never actually seen you drunk, and you drank a /lot/ whenever the two of you were partying.

When he went to your family reunion, he didn't know what to expect.

You spoke so highly of all the people on your mother's side of the family that he instantly liked them. The first he ever found out that you had been drunk before was when you were in the car on your way down south. Then you told him how he would have to try and remain sober because your family would certainly make you drink. 

He really thought you were telling him all these different stories to emphasise how much fun they were. But you were warning him on what was to come. 

As soon as you arrived at your aunt's home they had a row of shots out for you. Before you gulped them down, everyone had to give their call of the wild, including him (after he meowed everyone laughed but felt to suited him to a T). F/N gave her call last, one that sounded cunningly similar to an owl, and gave into the family's demands.

Tetsurou was coerced into drinking a couple of beers, but with the rate that you were throwing them back, he knew what you meant in the car. It was only half an hour later that he noticed you starting to get tipsy; by the end of the night, no one at the house was sober but him.

"Babe," he groaned as you giggled on his side, "C'mon, we have to get to the car."

You gave his arm a slap while leaning into him. "Awe, but the party is only started." the words came out slurred as hazy eyes looked around a room with slumped figures. "Oh, why're they'all sleepin'?"

The confusion in your eyes was evident when you looked up at him. Clearly, you were able to hold your alcohol better than the rest of your family. "F/N, the party is over now." looking away from your flushed cheeks, he hoisted you to your feet. "We have to get back to the hotel."

"Oooh, Kuroo, are you tryna get something to'night?" with one of your arms twisted through his, the other lead your finger to trail along his chest. "Cuz' y'know, I've been thinking about it a lot lately. I've always wanted to climb you faster than a tree... You're so hot, I'm jealous of the girl you're dating."

Your final statement was made with a pout as you quickly looked away. "F/N," despite the corners of his lips tugging up in a smirk, he couldn't help but roll his eyes. "You're my girlfriend."

As if his answer was the latest gossip topic, you gasped. Your head swung from right to left, looking at him in disbelief then away with a smile. "Wow, how did I get lucky to reel you in?"

A guffaw left his mouth, "In normal circumstances, I would call myself lucky." your eyebrows shot up in confusion once more, "You're the perfect girl F/N, really."

More giggles came from you. He felt your body push itself further into his. When he noticed your lips were puckered for a kiss, he leant down to receive it. Just when your lips were to touch, his shoulder became covered in vomit; at least you managed to not hit his lips.

"You've got to be kidding me."

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The next morning you woke up with an extreme hangover. You didn't remember how much you drank or what happened really from the start of the party. Groggily, you sat up in the bed only to see Kuroo getting out of the shower; for some reason, you felt like something had happened last night... But you weren't sure what.

Gently placing your face in your palms you groaned. "How much did I drink?"

"Oh, a lot." although it felt like he wasn't exaggerating enough. It sounded more like he was talking about something simple, like your love for baby ducks.

"... Did I do anything stupid last night?" when the look smirk he was giving you finally reached your eyes, you groaned again; this time, not from pain. "What did I do?"

"Weeeeeeell, you forgot we were dating." there sounded like there was more. "Then when we were about to kiss, you threw up." with another groan, you fell back on the bed. He snickered as he took one of your hands in his. "You feeling better?"

"I think so?"

"Enough to go to the family breakfast?"

"Listen, if I got drunk, no one in the family is going to be ready for an 8:30 breakfast."

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lmao hope this was good. i wasn't sure if i would update today or not but obviously i did.