Admin-behind-the-screen: Hiya, we're back!
Silvertongue: *arguing with the admin behind the screen* I still don't see why I only get a month of summer vacation! This is ridiculous! I demand to speak to my agent, immediately!
Admin-behind-the-screen: Look, it was in the contract you signed. Right here! *gestures at illegibly microscopic print at the very bottom* If you don't like it, you can speak to the person in charge!
Silvertongue: Well, let me talk to them, then!
Admin-behind-the-screen: Jk that's me, I'm in charge, now GET TO WORK!
Silvertongue: Ugh. But you know... That month of vacation did give me a really excellent tan. Maybe that will impress Amethystglimmer! *rips off shirt to reveal several awkward tan lines and a wicked sunburn* This has got to impress her!
Amethystglimmer: Oh... Hey, Silvertongue... *unenthusiastically* You're, er, back, I see.
Silvertongue: Yup, here I am, babe! In all my tan-alicious glory!
Amethystglimmer: For the ninety millionth time, Silvertongue, I. Am. Not. Your. Babe. And, well, you're a little, uh-
Glodhart: *magically appears and slaps Silvertongue right on his sunburn* -(aaron)burrnt. >:-)
Silvertongue: Wait, wait, wait, before I yelp in pain, we have to settle something. *turns to admin-behind-the-screen*
Admin-behind-the-screen: *sigh* What?
Silvertongue: You don't even like Hamilton. Don't go making references to it if you aren't a true fan!
Admin-behind-the-screen: *pouts* Maybe I wasn't referencing Hamilton. Maybe I make puns about obsolete Vice Presidents all the time.
Silvertongue: -_- Name one.
Admin-behind-the-screen: Uhhhhhhh...
Silvertongue: Point proven, you can go now.
Admin-behind-the-screen: :( *disappears*
Silvertongue: Right, where were we?
Amethystglimmer: I believe you were screaming in pain.
Silvertongue: Right. *takes deep breath* OW! Glodhart! Why would you do that?!
Glodhart: Becuasze yur tann isnt a taan, idot.
Silvertongue: *bursts into tears* Why can't I ever find love?! *runs off sobbing as Amethystglimmer and Glodhart roll their eyes in unison*
Heya, this is Annco, finally doing her update! School's out for me, so hopefully I'll be around more often now! So yeah, cya! :-)
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50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
