Silvertongue: I've got it! I've only gone and found the solution to my romantic problems! Songs! Music! That's what she-cats love!
Hazel: No, no I'm stopping this right now, I don't care
Silvertongue: Oh come on! You've gotta help me!
Hazel: Why should I?
Silvertongue: *big eyes ensue* because you're the only one who can
Hazel: *guilt trip successful* FINE
Silvertongue: Great! All I need is a pianist, a violinist, a drummer, a guitarist, a trombone player, a saxophone player, a castanet player, a cymbal player and a triangle player!
Hazel: Can we stick with the piano?
Silvertongue: Fine. Now, lyrics
Hazel: Oh dear god
Silvertongue: *clears throat* [are you ready for this seriously prepare to have your mind shook]
This is a song I have called, Amethystglimmer, The Glimmer In My Amethyst, Amethystglimmer
Amethystglimmer,
Every time I look in your eyes I get a shiver
Of hope, for us
Your eyes shine like amethysts in the night
In the bright bright moonlight
You, are the reason, this highly suggestive book exists
Your love for kits, spreading your genes
You really have no idea what your denial means
You've got every other tom chasing down your glimmer tail
And with twenty seven fathers all the kits begin to wail
But there's no use in hiding
Cause the answer is surprising
I, am the one, who has custody over all your kits so you better let me have 'em or I'll get Glodhart to come and arrest you because he's in the FBI...
I...
I...
FBI...
I...
I...
Oh your eyes...
eyes...
eyes...
they shine so bright...
bright...
bright..
like an amethyst... glimmer
Amethsytglimmer
Hazel: ...
Silvertongue: it was great, right?
Hazel: that is riddled with parenting issues
Silvertongue: But it'll get her to love me, right?
Hazel: sure... can I leave?
Amethsytglimmer: did someone write a song for me?
Silvertongue: YES! MY LOVE I WROTE YOU A SONG!
Hazel: please don't sing it again
Amethsytglimmer: well, Orangefurpaw wrote me an album, sorry
Silvertongue: OH COME ON. AMETHYSTGLIMMER THE ALBUM HERE WE COME
Hazel: that's it
*ends shade immediately*
~can we make that song a thing seriously best thing i've ever done~
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50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
