*Author's note*
Hey guys been awhile since my last romantic oneshot huh? Well this one comes from FlameofPhoenix who wanted our favorite and loveable Trash Panda from the GOTG. Now this request took some thinking cause she actually wanted a prompt idea WHICH I will accept as well if anyone wants to have a prompt idea just send me one as well as what character/fandom u want them to be in and I'll try and do the rest. Now this request I took advantage of because I based the idea around the recent attraction that had opened up in Disney's california GOTG: Mission Breakout. So the quotes in this are based off the ride WHICH I DO NOT OWN. I hope that when Florida gets their own Mission breakout it'll be just as awesome as I've seen almost every youtube clip that youtubers have posted online. Anywho I hope u all enjoy it and I do NOT own GOTG, the ride Mission Breakout nor Joan Jett's Bad Reputation song which fill free to listen to it as I'll have it listed below and be weary of swearing.
I will always come back
Rocket Raccoon x Human!reader
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"This is all your fault" snarled Gamora.
"Well at least we get a really cool looking sign" stated Peter. Soon golden words came across his glass screen and he whined out, "ahh man they got my name wrong its Star-Lord, dude. Although they do call me the leader. That's pretty cool".
"Yes because you led down here into this trap!"
"Hey, I thought the tour sounded fun"
"What name do they call me?" asked Drax. As words appeared across his cage. Peter leaned in and said out loud.
"Ahh Drax the Destroyer".
"Ha! That is correct".
"They got his name right".
"That's what bothers you!"
"Well sorry, Gamora Daughter of Thanos". Gamora's eyed widened as she saw the words across her cage and she shouted in rage.
"I AM NOT THE DAUGHTER OF THANOS!!" She punched her cage which shocked her with such high levels of voltage it light up her entire cage and caused her to shake her hand in pain.
"You're not supposed to tap the glass" Peter smart-mouthed.
"DON'T EVEN START!"
"Hey! Would you two keep it down over there!?" Rocket shouted to both Peter and Gamora.
"I am Groot" stated Bab Groot.
"I know! They're so inconsiderate".
"I am Groot".
"According to that you're not Groot, you're a Flora Colossus".
"I am Groot!"
"Don't listen to him. You are Groot" stated Rocket.
"Hey you wanna know what they call you Rocket?" asked Peter.
"I know what they call me. Cybernetic, genetically—"
"Pet Rodent!" Drax then let out a boisterous laugh as Rocket exclaimed angrily.
"ALRIGHT! WHOEVER CALLS ME PET WILL ANSWER TO MY FIST!!"
"I thought you'd be more upset about the Rodent"
"Ain't nothing in the universe like me except me!" The Guardians of the Galaxy had once again found themselves in a serious predicament. Having been tricked by the Collector, they have now become a part of his collection on Knowhere for his profit and gain.
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RomanceRandom oneshots of the following movies/tv series that I love. I do take requests but I will only accept a few shows that I know and I will let you know if I have never seen the show before or if it never peeked my Interest.
