Something Clever

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Since I don't have time to upload a chapter, I bring you a conversation with myself during a long car ride.

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Me: Think of something clever

Me: like a Hamilpun or something.

Brain: Good God why?

Me: Because we're listening to Hamilton 

Me: and I'm bored, which means you're bored, soooooo...

Brain: Are you fucking serious?

Me: *David Thewlis voice* That's a story for another day, Harry.

Brain: DAMMIT LUPIN YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE!

Me: *laughs*

Brain: Okay fine, how about--

Brain: 

Brain:

Brain:

Brain: Goddammit this is hard.

Brain:

Brain: *makes noise like an overheating kettle*

Me: Breathe.

Brain: *starts hyperventilating*

Me: YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS!!!

Brain: Wait! I got it.

Brain: *sniggers*

Brain: General Washington? More like General Watch-Your-Tone!

Me:

Me: That is the worst thing we have ever thought.

Me:  am ashamed.

Me: Why are we like this?

Brain: Because we're Alexander Fucking-Done!

Me: Touché.

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