Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

Tea or Coffee

(Y/n) was making her way to the cafe where she worked, praying to God that the co-workers she had today were not those two idiots who fought so much that they make troubled couples rethink their choices. Low and behold the two were there, this time arguing about who gets to work the kitchen.
"Alfred you would give our customers diabetes." The Brit quipped angrily at the blue eyed ball of energy.
"That's better than them not being able to eat the treats, 'cause you would burn them within an inch of their life!" Alfred glared at Arthur.
"Boys if you look at the schedule then you would see that Hercules is running the kitchen and has already started." The woman growled at the two blondes. "Now how about we set the shop for guests or you can leave and maybe the shop won't be visited by the police again. Choose wisely." The blondes gulped at her aura before looking at each other with a grimace adorning their features.
"We'll stay and be civilized love, I'm sorry that you had to see that." There went Arthur trying to charm the (e/c) eyed raging ball of annoyed frustration.
"Iggy your sweet talk doesn't work on me, and no Al, that doesn't mean that it would work coming from you." She tidied up the chairs as she glared at the offensively disordered furniture.
"Hey, (y/n), I was wondering if we could hang out sometime." Alfred asked a seething form only to be glared at and rejected.
~timeskip because Herc took a nap~
(Y/n) began closing up shop soon after dark had descended upon her boring world. She locked the door and began walking home. She sensed two presences beside her and she smiled wryly.
"You two can't take a hint can you?" Her venom filled voice graced the silence of the night.
"Love, we only want to make sure that you get home safely, seeing as there has been a rise in crimes in the area where you live." Arthur's voice drifted to her ears.
"Yeah, Dudette, we'd be hopeless without you." Alfred's voice followed with a grunt of pain met her ears.
"Fine. Since you two didn't get the cops called to the shop today, I'll make you two some hot chocolate." She gave a defeated sigh.
When they reached the desired destination she opened the door and let the two fools in before traversing the​ short distance to the kitchen.
The males' p.o.v
She walked away and left the two blondes to glare at each other.
"She likes me more." Alfred quipped.
"Oh, we shall see you bloody wanker." The Brit smirked.
"You call me childish and you're the one who calls me names first, so hypocritical. You do recall that that is the reason why I moved out right? Imagine how (y/n) will respond to that trait of yours." The American shook his head in disapproval.
Your P.O.V.
I had walked into the living room with a tray of mugs and muffin looking scones and into the tense atmosphere.
"Honestly guys it's useless to fight over me, you see, I'm in a long lasting relationship with my library." I sat the tray down and grabbed my Pokéball mug and sat between the two as a buffer.
"I wouldn't​ mind being a side ho." Alfie reached for the American flag mug.
"Don't be a slag." Iggy had nabbed a scone and the Union Jack mug.
"Alfie, that's kind of you, but as a person you deserve more than that. You too Iggy. Mind you I'd love to be in a relationship with either of you, but alas I'd rather die than be the cause of someone's heart break." I said disregarding Arthur's phrase.
"The longer you spend not choosing the more you break both of our hearts. You, love, are a contradiction." The Brit sighed into his hot chocolate.
"I know choose, tea or coffee." Alfred looked at me, I felt his eyes trying to bore down to my soul.
"You are getting off subject you bloody idiot." The Brit glared.
"No I'm not, (y/n) tea or coffee?" Alfred reached out a hand and gently rubbed my back.
"I like both too much to choose between them. I choose hot chocolate." I mumbled out praying he didn't hear me.
"Sharing it is. Iggy, she chose both of us." Alfie leaned towards me and kissed my temple.
"Are you pissed you wanker?! She's not a toy to be passed around." Arthur stood up angrily and nearly strangled the American.
"I know that, but she chose both of us. She won't get passed around if we do this right." Alfred said as I giggled.
"You idiots got me to choose." Slipped past my lips as I giggled. The two men looked to me and smiled softly before each kissing either of my cheeks.
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Look at that I wrote something decent for once.