Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

Wurst Affair

I promise this isn't close to the worst I can do.

I still think it's cursed though...

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Ludwig woke up and moved to stretch, only to notice that his arms were fitted comfortably around the waist of the person he hasn't been able to get out of his mind. (Y/n) looked so peaceful sleeping there in the soft morning, their skin seeming to glow in the sprinkling of sunlight that filtered through the curtains. Their skin was smooth against his own. His eyes trailed from their face along the bareness of the morning after his chest filling with a warmth that only they can give him. He breathed in their scent, one that made him feel like he was home. He caught the smell of someone cooking, 'It must be Schwester.' His grip tightened slightly around their waist. He wanted this moment to last.

It didn't.

Yong Soo entered the room with a tray and a smile at the scene, mainly at the sleeping (y/n). His intrusion caused the German wrapped around the glorious creature themself to growl in annoyance.

"Shh. You'll wake them." Yong Soo sat the tray down and adjusted the robe he was wearing. It was (y/n)'s. 

"Ah, too late for that Yong Soo. Ludwig, you're a bit tight there." (Y/n) stretched as they breathed in the soft air, their bare skin catching the eyes of both men in a gridlock.

They sat stock still observing them as their body eased back to its resting state.

"Schatz, jou look so tasty." Ludwig sighed right in their ear causing them to shiver.

"That, yeo-bo, is a fact." (Darling, from what I've found) Yong Soo began to slowly strip keeping eye contact with (y/n), who, even after the previous night's events, blushed at the sensuality of it all.

At that moment, the apartment door flung open as Kai returned home from work, "Honey, I'm home."

Yong Soo froze in his place his bare derriere exposed to the open bedroom door, if he turned around and closed it maybe just maybe he wouldn't be caught bare assed by his sister of all people. Nyx, Kai's wolf, shot into the room and directly onto (y/n) as if to say 'mine'. That quickly changed his mind about closing the door as Kai was walking closer to the door.

"Nyxie, what are you-" Kai stopped herself, there in her roommate's room was two of her brothers, from the state of one she surmised the situation. 

After a moment of amused silence, Kai coughed awkwardly and called Nyx out of the room, and closed the door. Once closed she snickered.

"It's about god damn time, you idiots make a move!" 

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(y/n) felt embarrassed as they sat at the table with the siblings as the four of them ate breakfast.

"Jou look red, Schatz, are you alright?" Ludwig's eyes were full of concern as he examined his treasure. (Yar har diddle di dee)

"I'm fine I just-"

"I told you we were being too rough." Yong Soo sighed.

Kai held in her laugh fairly poorly. "Kinky."

When the meal was over the two left, each with a sweet kiss and a promise of another time.

"I hope the three of you are happy together." Kai gave (y/n) a gentle hug. "Now explain to me just how kinky it was."