*Warning: There is some suggestive material in this chapter dealing with Hidan and Shinako. Rating is PG-14. I do not own Naruto*
Me: Hi, I'm looking for a book on keeping your friends in control.
Librarian: I don't think we have any books in that category.
Lucylucylooo: We're not that bad :(
Samanthauchiha: B****, if we were in control we wouldn't be as fun/awesome as we are XD
Sasuke: You're all annoying.
Itachi: Shut up, they saved us from the fangirls remember?
Samanthauchiha: Technically, it was all me.
Lucylucylooo: I helped....do you think that the fangirls will ever come out of their comas?
Samanthauchiha: In time they will.
Sasuke: They're everywhere. Freaking everywhere.
Itachi: Except at the base.
Lucylucylooo: No, your wife lives at the base.
Samanthauchiha: I would take offense to that if it wasn't true.
Librarian: We do have some books on how to relieve stress if you would like.
Me: Hmm....
Samanthauchiha: She won't need those, she has us to relieve stress!!
Lucylucylooo: Yeah! All we have to do is find either a small forest or someone to beat up for Sam and I! Manga can be the same!
Itachi and Sasuke: NO! THERE WOULDN'T BE A NONVIOLENT ONE!!"
Samanthauchiha: Who cares?! Violence is fun!
Lucylucylooo: And I don't remember you two having a problem with violence when we were dealing with your fangirls!
Sasuke: Hn, there's a difference.
Samanthauchiha: No there isn't! Violence is violence no matter what!
Itachi: So when you beat up Orochimaru?
Sasuke: Or kill anyone who likes Miley Cyrus?
Samanthauchiha and Lucylucylooo:......point taken.
Random person at the library: I actually like Miley Cyrus....
Itachi: I would run....
Sasuke: Far, far away.....
Samanthauchiha and Lucylucylooo: I WILL KILL YOU!! *each get out their weapons of choice*
Random person at the library: AHHHHH!! *runs away*
Me, Itachi, and Sasuke: We would like some of those books please.
Librarian: Right this way *leads us into a different section*
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*Shinako pov*
"Ugh....what just happened last night?" I yawned as I stretched, accidently letting the bed covers fall from my chest....which was naked. Hidan looked over and smirked as I blushed and quickly hid under the covers again.
"We had f***ing fun last night b****," Hidan answered as he pulled me closer to him.
"Wait...we...had....holy s***!!" I blushed crimson and covered my face which made Hidan laugh.
"Babe, it's f***king fine. In fact I think we should f***ing do it again," Hidan leaned down and purred in my ear and I shuddered.
"Hidan-kun.....did we use protection?" I whispered, blushing furiously.
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Akatsuki Orphan
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