AUTHORS NOTE: potatoes. potatoes are cool man.
[Clint has entered the chat]
[Natasha has entered]
[Steve has entered]
[Tony has entered]
[Bruce has entered]
Clint: you all must help with the bucket list.
Natasha: bucket list yessss
Tony: OOOOOO BUCKET LISTS I AM SO IN
Steve: what's a bucket list?
Bruce: pretty much, Steve, its a long list of usually insane and/or deadly things people want to do before they die.
Steve: oh...
Tony: SO CLINTASHA WHATS THE BUCKET LIST
Clint: its called {DRAMATIC MUSIC} The Barton Family Bucket List.
Bruce: soooo its the Barton family?
Clint: yes.
Bruce: then where is Ivan?
Clint: no idea. he should be here any minute now.
[Ivan has entered the chat]
Tony: DID HE JUST BREAK MY WINDOW.
Clint: yes.
Ivan: {rides around on Stick the cat}
Steve: {hides under shield}
Natasha: ivan my son it is bucket list time
Tony: you guys need any help?
Natasha: yes. {hands Tony a crayon box} hold this.
Tony: why....?
Clint: {tosses Natasha a flamethrower}
Natasha: don't ask stupid questions Tony. {sends fire towards Tony}
Tony: {screams}{lets go of crayon box}{runs away}
Natasha: {melts crayon box with flamethrower}
Clint: OOO ITS SO PRETTY
Natasha: {throws flamethrower off balcony}
Clint: {sticks hands in it} EWW ITS SO MELTLY AND HOT BUT SO PRETTY AND COOL
Natasha: {also sticks hands in it} IKR
Bruce: this is so stupid. im going to go make sure Thor isnt stuffing his face with poptarts
[Bruce has left the chat]
Steve: can...can i stick my hands in it too?
Clint: no.
Steve: why?
Natasha: because we are going to paint Stick.
Steve: what....?
Ivan: {carries Stick over and also puts his hands in it}{uses melted crayon goo to paint stick}
Tony: {is hiding behind the couch} YOU BARTONS ARE PSYCHOTIC
Steve: this......this doesn't even make sense....
Natasha: we aint done the water balloon fight yet on the Helicarrier. just wait until then. you aint seen nothing yet.
Tony: can the balloons be filled with scotch.
Natasha: no.
Tony: gah. still sounds fun tho.
Clint: eyup. {paints Stick}
Steve: i dont think stick likes that very much....hes hissing...
Natasha: dont worry hes fine.
Steve: thats not even you guys's cat..hes Misty's....
Clint: and..?
Steve:.........
Ivan: YAY STICK PRETTY
Natasha: WAIT IVAN NEVER TALKS HE NEVER TALKS OMG CLINT OUR BABY SPOKE
Clint: OMGGGG
Natasha: {takes 192834237644387 pictures}
Clint: {runs around making bird calls}
Steve: {hides under shield}{rolls away}
[Steve has left the chat]
Tony: did Steve seriously just leave this!??! THIS IS LIKE COMEDY GOLD {records with video camera}
Clint: Stick is growling...
Natasha: PAINT FASTER
Clint: WE ARE OUT OF TIME {throws Stick at Tony}
Tony: {SCREAMING}
Natasha: RABIT CAT ON THE LOOSE EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Tony: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clint: {runs around screaming frantic bird calls}
Natasha: CLINT YOUR BIRD ARMY WILL NOT COME TO YOU THEY ARE AFRAID OF CATS
[Lee has entered the chat]
Lee: DID SOMEONE SAY ARMY!??!?
Ivan: uh oh. {toddles away}
[Ivan has left the chat]
Natasha: O_O
Tony: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF {runs around screaming with Stick on his head}
Lee: KNEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL {raises scepter}
Clint: NO DONT STAB THA-
[Lee has crashed the chat]
AUTHORS NOTE: bucket listtttttttttttttttttt
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