102) Yet Another Epidemic

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AUTHORS NOTE: enjoy guys!!!! 

 


[Tony has entered the chat]

[Misty has entered]

[Natasha has entered]

[Clint has entered]

[Bruce has entered]

Tony: HAS ANYONE SEEN PEPPER OR BATMAN!?!??!

Bruce: Pepper and Batman? Have I missed something?

Misty: you could say that.....

Natasha: there was this whole issue with Diana knocking out Pepper with a chair and then I knocked out Batman with a chair for making Diana run away sobbing due to pregnant lady hormones. 

Bruce: wait, Pepper? as in Pepper Potts? Tony's ex-girlfriend?

Natasha: yup.

Clint: i missed half of it. I dragged Thor with me to go get pizza. You all's drama annoys and scares me. 

Bruce: and Batman? you mean Batman as in thay crazy cat guy Diana dumped after that whole battle between him and Wade?

Misty: yes. 

Bruce: WOW i have missed a lot.

Tony: YEAH AND NOW THEY ARE GONE AND I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY WENT

Natasha: yeah that does seem to be a problem...

Clint: something tells me Tony that I will be needing a glass of scotch pretty soon...

Tony: IM FLYING AROUND STARK TOWER RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T SEE OR FIND THEM AND NEITHER CAN JARVIS.

Misty: i dunno where they are either. I found Stick though. {cuddles Stick}

Natasha: guys... whats this on my arm.....

Misty: hmmm idk.

Tony: OMG THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY NOSE OMG OMG OMG OMG

Bruce: Tony. You sound like a 14-year-old girl. Breathe.

Tony: I DONT GIVE A CRAP. THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY NOSE AND ITS FREAKING ME OUTTTTTTTTTTT

Bruce: {le rolls eyes} lemme see whats on your arm Natasha.... oh hey i think thats a flea...

Clint: A FLEA!?!?!?!

Natasha: oh okay. I probably got it from Stick.

Misty: in that case Stick is getting a bath. 

Clint: {picks up a flamethrower} THE FLEA MUST DIE

Natasha: CLINT. {le squishes flea} CALM DOWN. ITS JUST A FLEA.

Clint: ITS EVIL. EVIL EVIL EVIL

Tony: JARVIS WHATS ON MY NOSEEEEE

JARVIS: sir, sensors say that it is a flea.

Tony: AHHHHHHHHHHH FRIAENTUWREINITEUWOLOFHBGOEWRIEWPRAQTYW8P

[Tony has left the chat]

[{loud explosions}]

Natasha: did Tony just crash into the side of Stark Tower....

Bruce: yup.

Clint: FLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UIRNGFIUERWNGURT

Natasha: CLINT. CALM DOWN.

Clint: THEY. MUST. DIE.

[Clint has left the chat]

Bruce: hey... there is a flea on me too....

Natasha: there are like three on me....

[Diana has entered the chat]

[Angel has entered]

Diana: THERE ARE FLEAS.

Angel: EVERYWHERE.

Diana: EVERYWHEREEEE

Angel: HRBNGUREHNSGUFERIQHGUIPEQRW

Diana: UERUOGFEHWRPJUWSRIHGETEWPIGRHWEI

Natasha:.........

Diana: ITS ANOTHER EPIDEMIC 

[Diana has left the chat]

Angel: {runs around screaming}

[Angel has left the chat]

Bruce: pregnant lady hormones strike again....

Natasha: they are right about the flea epidemic issue though.

Bruce: {le gets out equipment} ever heard of Ghostbusters?

Natasha: yeah why?

Bruce: want to be Fleabusters? B-)

Natasha: totally man. B-)

Bruce: Let's go take care of this then. FLEABUSTERS ASSEMBLE!

Natasha: OH YEAH!!!

[Bruce has left the chat]

[Natasha has left]

AUTHORS NOTE: so.... i dont think I have made a thing about Diana and Angel finding out the genders and stuff of their kids so I guess it will be a suprise when they are born. XD what do you all think the genders of the Deadshade and IronAngel babies are going to be? 

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