AVENGERS CHATROOM

103) ITS HAPPENIN' Part 1: Starbucks Surprises

AUTHORS NOTE: eehehehehhe here is part 1 of what you have all been waiting for. enjoy :D NOTE: until it sorta becomes obvious this part and the next part (part 2) are happening AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. enjoy now :D

 

[Wade has entered the chat]

[Diana has entered] 

Wade: ITS SUCH A NICE DAY FOR RUNNING AROUND FLAILING AND VISITING STARBUCKS

Diana: eyup. Starbucks also has free wifi. 

Wade: WIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Diana: Wade. staph. people are staring.

Wade: GOOD LET THEM STARE AT MY SEXY-NESS {jumps onto the table} LOOK AT ME PEOPLE AND BE JEALOUS THAT YOU DONT LOOK LIKE ME

Diana: Wade. off the table.

Wade: BUT-

Diana: WADE

Wade: {sighs} yes dear. {le gets down off table and sits back down}

Diana: sips coffee} yum. 

Wade: {sips coffee} yes.

Diana: {frowns} 

Wade: WHAT IS IT DI?

Diana: hey Wade....

Wade: WHAT IS IT?

Diana: Wade... my water just broke.

Wade: wait, waht?

Diana: Wade. The baby is coming.

Wade: WHAT!!??!??!?!??! NOW!?!?!??!?!!?!?

Diana: YEP THE BABY IS ON ITS WAY

Wade: OH MY GOD WE MUST GET YOU TO A HOSPITALLLLL

Diana: {lays down on the ground} NOPE.

Wade: WAIT, WHAT? WHY NO HOSPITAL WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL YOU CRAZY WOMAN!!!!!

Diana: I HAVE GIVEN BIRTH BEFORE I CAN DO IT AGAIN NOW GO GET ME AN EXPRESSO. 

Wade: DIANA WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL LIKE RIGHT NOW

Diana: NO CAN DO WE ARE DOING THIS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. NOW GET ME AN EXPRESSO 

Wade: DIANA PEOPLE ARE STARING

Diana: SINCE WHEN DO YOU WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE STARING

Wade: SINCE MY WIFE IS GIVING  BIRTH ON THE FLOOR

Diana: THATS NICE NOW GET ME THE DANG EXPRESSO THE CONTRACTIONS ARE STARING UP. 

Wade: WHAT

Diana: {screams} GET ME THE EXPRESSO

Wade: UGH {runs and gets Diana an expresso}

Diana: THANK CHU {drinks expresso} ANOTHER

Wade: DIANA. HOSPITAL. NOW.

Diana: NO.

Wade: {takes out phone and quickly dials numbers} 911 911 911!!!!!!

{Person on Phone:} THIS IS FRED'S TATTOO PARLOR WOULD YOU LIKE A TATTOO WOULD YOU LIKE ONE NOW WOULD YA WOULD YA WOUL-

Wade: {hangs up and tries again}

{Person on Phone:} THIS IS SHELDON'S BACON FACTORY HOW MAY I HELP YO-

Wade: {hangs up} OH MY GOSH I FORGOT THE NUMBERS FOR 911

Diana: RELAX I GOT THIS AND OH MY GOD CONTRACTIONSSSSSS THE PAINNNNNNN GET ME ANOTHER EXPRESSO

Wade: GAH {gets Diana another expresso}

Diana: THANK CHU {le drinks expresso} contractionsssss {screams}

Wade: {rocks back and forth on the table} HOSPITAL HOSPITAL HOSPITAL OH MY GOSH I REALLY WISH I HAD PAID ATTENTION IN KINDERGARDEN BECAUSE SINCE I DIDNT I DO NOT KNOW THE NUMBER FOR 911

Diana: {finishes expresso} ANOTHER

Wade: MAYBE THE NUMBER FOR 911 IS..... 911. 

Diana: OH, HELLO WOMAN GIVING BIRTH ON THE FLOOR OVER HERE NEEDS ANOTHER EXPRESSO.

Wade: {dials 911} hello....?

{Person on the Phone:} yes hello this is 911 what is your emergency?

Wade: AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH I DID ITTTT wait, THEY HUNG UP ON ME

Diana: GOOD NOW GET ME THE EXPRESSO.

Wade: {dials 911 again} HELP HELP MY WIFE IS GIVING BIRTH ON THE FLOOR OF STARBUCKS HELP

{Person on the Phone:} WE SHALL BE RIGHT OVER

Wade: OH THANK THE LORD {le hangs up} DIANA THE PEOPLE ARE COMING

Diana: I TOLD YOU IM FIN- OH MY GOSH THE CONTRATIONS WADE I NEED THAT EXPRESSO GET IT NOW.

Wade: YOU CAN LIVE FOR FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT AN EXPRESSO.

Diana: WADE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Wade: DX WHAT DID I DO!??!

Diana: YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEE

[Paramedic 1 has entered the chat]

[Paramedic 2 has entered]

Paramedic 1: WE SHALL ESCORT YOU TO A HOSPITAL NOW MA'AM

Paramedic 2: EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE JUST FINE.

Diana: WADE. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. 

Wade: GAH

[Wade has disabled the chat]

[The chat has been inactive for ten minutes]

[Tony has entered the chat]

[Wade has entered]

Tony: oh my gosh...

Wade: ikr....

Tony: my gosh....

Wade: eyup....

[Tony has left the chat]

[Nurse has entered the chat]

Nurse: Wade Wilson you may see your wife now.

[Nurse has left]

Wade: DIANAAAAA

[Diana has entered]

Diana: SHUSH YOU ARE GONNA WAKE THE BABY

Wade: oh my gosh... its beautiful. 

Diana: he looks like you. :)

Wade: he?

Diana: yup. You now have a son, Wade. 

Wade: hes so tiny....

Diana: here hold him. {le holds out baby to Wade}

Wade: {le holds baby} hes so tiny...

Diana: we still gotta name him.

Wade: ARES.

Diana: wut

Wade: Ares? Greek god of war? I mean Thor and Loki are 'Norse gods' so I mean heck why not be a bit cray cray and name our kid after a Greek one. 

Diana: OH YES RIGHT YES

Wade: Ares Wilson. our son.

Diana: eyup.

Wade: :)

Diana: :)

[Diana has left the chat]

[Wade has left]

AUTHORS NOTE: :p :D