9) Its An Epidemic

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AUTHORS NOTE: the flu is going around like crazy. That gives me an idea..... MUHAHAHAHAHA AND AGENT COULSON. IS. NOT. DEAD!!!!!!!


[Natasha has entered the chat]

[Tony has entered]

[Steve has entered]

[Diana Shade has entered]

Tony: wow where is everyone?

Natasha: well Bruce has the flu, Clint has the flu, EVEN THOR has the flu and they are all sleeping.

Diana Shade: I have the flu too. -_-

Tony: YIKES!!!

Steve: OH NO WILL YOU DIE?!?!

Diana Shade: (SARCASM MODE: ON!!!) yep ive only got 2 days left to live then i die. Yep im going to die, yep.

Steve: OH!!!! MY!!!! GOSH!!!!! DIANA!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: {facepalm}

Natasha: really Steve?

Diana Shade: {falls over laughing} 

Steve: what? And DIANA WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!

Diana Shade: I WAS BEING FLIPPING SARCASTIC!!!! JEEZ!!!

Steve:....oh.....

Diana Shade: YEAH.

Tony: UGH IM HUNGRY!!!

Natasha: hang on i just got an text message...

Tony: OHHH what does it say?

Natasha: OH. MY. GOSH!!!

Steve: WHAT!?!?

Natasha: Fury has the flu, Agent Hill has the flu, Agent Coulson has the flu, EVEN THE RANDOM JANITOR HAS THE FLU!!!

Diana Shade: I JUST GOT A TEXT TOO!!! EVEN JANE AND PEPPER HAVE THE FLU!!!

Tony: ITS AN EPIDEMIC!!!!

Steve: UGH!!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Diana Shade: im going to go sleep now.....

[Diana Shade has left the chat]

Natasha: ok this is crazy!!!!

Tony: ITS NOT CRAZY!!! ITS AN EPIDEMIC!!!

Steve: {starts hyperventilating}

Natasha: {rolls eyes} why dont we all go hang at Stark Tower and watch a movie or something?

Tony: ok, sounds good!

Natasha: NO ALCOHOL.

Tony: ROAR! Fine. -_-

Steve: Ok lets go!

[Natasha has left the chat]

[Steve has left]

[Tony has left]

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