AUTHORS NOTE: I would like to start out this chapter by stating this chapter is based off the song Cell Block Tango from the musical Chicago. Its basically a parody. Kinda. I thought it would be very fitting for this part since they all have been captured. I will add the link to the original song here, but I must warn for the younger audiences that it is not clean. This chapter however is, and I hope you all enjoy it!
[Chat has been activated independent of the primary Stark Industries chat mainframe.]
TONY: Well.
MISTY: Darn.
BRUCE: What the...
VISON: Remain calm!
NATASHA: Ugh!
THOR: Bilgesnipe.
TONY: Well.
MISTY: Darn.
BRUCE: What the.
VISION: Remain calm.
NATASHA: Ugh.
THOR: Bilgesnipe.
ALL: You must be joking.
You must be KIDDING.
You must think that you're so swell.
Come on, move over.
You aren't the only one with a tale to tell!
NATASHA: NEXT.
TONY: So yeah, I have a few bad habits.
Or have had habits.
I probably like the drink a bit too much.
Scotch. Whiskey. Maybe the occasional hard liquor...
Anyways, getting off topic.
When I was young, my habit was messing with the old man.
He never really had much time for me, you know?
Well, after not showing up to my school's
science convention for the millionth time,
I decided that that was the end of the line.
So, I got home.
And welllll....
I took the keys to his most
prized car,
one he was working on,
and decided to go on a joyride.
Picked up a few friends.
Had a blast.
Of course we got caught.
The look of my old man's face
when he walked into the police station...
Ah, it made it all worth it.
You know why?
Because I had finally gotten the attention that I DESERVED.
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AVENGERS CHATROOM
FanfictionChaos and drama shall ensue when Tony Stark [Iron Man] decides it will be a brilliant idea to start a chatroom for the Avengers to us. New original characters shall be added. When I first began this I only intended for it to be a few parts long and...
