Truth Or Dare? An AoT book (Book 1)

Slap on titan AND Attack on Nekos!

Everyone: ...

Armin: what the hell did I just watch myself do?

I AM THE CRIMSON KING!!! ANOINTED BLOOD! AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE!

Armin: Eli no.

Lizzy: LOOK UPON THESE TWO SACRIFICES I BROUGHT YOU!-

Armin: guys please stop.

Both: ... I AM ARMIN ARLERT, FIRST OF HIS NAME! KING OF THE ANDALS AND RULER OF THE UNBORN! THE GRAND SPECTACLE-

Armin: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Both: ... Admit it. It was funny.

Armin: it was corny as heck.

Legout: that wasn't Armin up there though... IT WAS ME!!

Armin: exactly- wait what!

Legout: COME TO ME MY BEAUTIFUL ANNIE!

Armin: *kicks Legout* Fuck off!

Legout: ow.

You deserved that.

Legout: I know.

Eren: I gotta admit... That thing was so corny that it made me laugh.

Reiner: "I just made my first kill. And it was an abortion too" just killed me! Who knew Armin had that kind of thoughts in him.

Armin: I'm done. Who's dare was this?

Stephen Yeager.

Armin: Gotcha.

Sasha: don't hate it Armin. It was pretty funny.

Armin: I'll give you that Ms. I'm not a potato.

Sasha: Hey!

Alright Alright people. We did the dare. Now, wh-

Lizzy: Who wants cake?

Everyone: ME!! ME WANT CAKE!

Lizzy: then Come and get it! Its Vanilla!

Ooh! Vanilla! GET OUT OF MY WAY PEOPLE!

Armin: *sighs*

*2 hours later*

Hange: How did he take it?

Armin: better than we thought actually. I still think it was too soon.

Hange: It was...

Armin: ...

Hange: ...

Armin: ...

Hange: hey, at least he doesn't hate you.

Armin: at least... I hope not.

*Reiner breaks down the door*

Reiner: *wearing Armored Titan mask* I AM THE ARMORED TITAN AND I AM HERE TO DESTROY THE WALLS AND EVERYTHING IN THEM!!! *evilly laughs*

Armin: Reiner, what the heck are you-

*Attack on titan starts OP 1 starts to play*

Armin: what the heck-

Hange: Armin look!