Happy Birthday Ymir!

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Happy Birthday Ymir!

Ymir: fuck off!

But- its your birthday.

Ymir: I liked it better when you didn't know.

Oh come on! What can I do for your birthday?

Ymir: Stop writing right now!

Ok. *turns on Google voice* Better?

Ymir: its still writing. How-

Armin: Google voice Ymir.

Ymir: Huh?

Ha! Its typing whatever I say!

Armin: *takes off Google Voice* Now its not.

Armin!

Ymir: Ha! I dare you to confess to Armin!

Fine. Armin, *puts hands on shoulder* You are my best friend in the whole wide world and I love you.

Armin: Aww. Thanks Eli. I love you too. *hugs Eli*

Eren: kiss already damn it!

Both: excuse me?

Jean: both your husbands won't get mad.

Armin: excuse me!

Ha! Nice one Jean!

Armin: Ok. I am not the wife of the relationship!

Annie: Yes you are!

Armin: Annie!

*everyone laughs*

Armin: You know what. I'll sow you what a good wife does! *attacks Eren and Jean*

Eren: Armin no!

Jean: Evacuate!

Annie: That's my wife. *eats bowl of Cheerios*

Hey... Isn't that my bowl of cereal?

Annie: Not anymore.

Hey! Ugh! Fine! Just because you're about 3 months in.

Annie: I wasn't asking for your permission either. *walks away*

Ugh. People these days. *grabs sweater* Goodnight peeps!

Everyone: goodnight Eli!

Enjoy!

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