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HOLY CRAP! THIS CAN'T BE!

Everyone: Oh no.

Eren: Go check out your bf Armin.

Armin: Excuse me? Why me?

Jean: Because... You're the only one that can handle her.

Armin: I had my limits you know.

Historia: He has a point you know.

Everyone: Shut up female Armin!

Historia: Hey!

Arty: g- guys. I- I'll d- deal with h- her.

Armin: You sure?

Arty: Y- yeah. O- other Armin is v- visiting Dark so I- I'm the o- only o- option.

Armin: If you say so.

*Arty stands up from table and walks away*

Eren: Good luck. You'll need it.

Armin: She's not that bad.

Everyone: Really?

Reiner: says the one who has a crush on her.

Armin: *blushes* No I do not! I had a crush! Big difference!

Ymir: You're red tomato face says otherwise honey.

Armin: Shut up!

--- My room ---
I can't believe this!

Arty: Are you ok Eli?

Ah! Arty! You scared me.

Arty: S- sorry.

Its fine. Look at this!

Arty: The FNAF book is rank #953 in mystery/thriller?

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Arty: The FNAF book is rank #953 in mystery/thriller?

No! Well yes but not that. 1.43K! That's amazing!

Arty: It really is.

Yeah! Wait... You're not stuttering anymore.

Arty: I'm not?

No. You always stutter when you're around people but when we're alone you barely stutter at all.

Arty: R- Really? I wonder-

Marcel: Eli! Can I talk to you for a sec?

Sure! *walks away*

Arty: Is Hange right? Do I really have a crush on Eli?

*Laughs* Marcel you devil! I got you man!

Marcel: Thanks. Gtg.

Ttyl!

Arty: What were you guys talking about?

A little prank. Here. *hands phone*

Arty: What do I do with-

I dare you to prank call Rae, Armin's girlfriend, and pretend that you're drunk and in bed with someone.

Arty: A- are y- you c- crazy! You want other Armin killed!

Nope.

Arty: F- fine! But what about m- my stuttering?

Deal with it. Now do it!

Arty: Fine. *starts dialing*

Forgive us Rae.

Rae: Hello? Who is this?

Arty: Hey sweety? How you been?

Rae: Armin? Where are you?

Arty: I don't know and I don't fucking care. Just here chilling

Rae: Armin! Watch your language! Are you drunk?

Arty: Drunk on you baby. Been so long since I've felt your soft, tasty lips.

*laughs hysterically*

Rae: Armin... Was going on?

Arty: Nothing baby. Just here- *moans*

*tries to hold laughter*

Rae: Armin?

Arty: Just a little slower baby. I want that nice treatment.

Rae: THAT'S IT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME! WE'RE DONE! *hangs up*

*laughs hysterically* OMG! ARMIN YOU DEVIL! NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE A GREAT ACTOR!

Arty: She broke up with Armin...

Wait... What?

Arty: I think I caused her to break up with Armin...

Oh my... DARK! WE NEED TO TALK FAST! *runs to Darks place*

Arty: Hold up! I'm coming too!

dark_soul34 please be home!

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