The Bathroom Memoirs-toilets stalls words written-Read, Enjoy & Laugh.

Toilet Paper Blues-in the bathroom stalls roll 1!

Toilet Paper Blues -in the bathroom stalls series- play part 1!

Paper one

Name: Echo Noise

AGE: Unknown or so she says..

Gender: Hello a freaking male!...

Location/place: The metro bathroom

Time: Its right now -checking watch- 2:23!

Joke of the moment/riddle: "Why can't you get away from your current stalker..?" Answer will be at the bottom of this!

 -Well its time again! And no, its not time for that business of number one or two! (gross eww but we all do it so whatever!) Its time for an adventure, and I know you curious crawlers out there are thinking.. "But in the bathroom!?"

  Its pretty damn interesting and in some cases disgusting what you can find in a bathroom but the stalls are the true magical wonderment to the whole bathroom tales you see...you don't? Well then that's tragic for you, a sheer travesty ..while you talk with your thoughts on that, Here are mine:

Echo Noise: It's a code name love it!? I think its fucking awesome!

 Current moment: Me and my bad ass Hobo self are walking into that beautiful "made from china heaven" stall checking out the scene of the crime and its framework.. while the door gave a greeting as it creaked open. -hehe-

 Echo Noise: Wow these mysterious writers have been writing some nice quality literate on here, only a true novelist would write this..

 -The historic words left unsaid in the bathroom stall-

 Starter- used a sharpie- Hey life has been great but now its time...

 -the repliers to said writer!-

Replier 1: To fuck!

Replier 2: To Finish the moment.

 Replier 3: To die

 Replier 4: Hey if you ever see this chick call me..

 Echo Noise: Such a lovely drawing very abstract!

 Replier 5: Yea I saw her with me and we made some sweet Lesbian lovin'!

 -smiles to self as someone comes into bathroom entering another stall.. -

 The strangers of true courage coming into this filth that is the utopias of a bathroom paradise !

 Stranger: Omigosh! I so have to go! That stupid meeting wasn't worth the wait! Ugh it stinks in here!!!

 -The sound of unzipping pants and the humming of a voice singing some boring poppy tune then a satisfied flush and..WARNING!!! She didn't wash her dirty hands! Just fixed her make up with her feces covered hands eww! -

 -Then she left quickly like a ghost and I was once again alone in utter bliss-

Echo Noise: The worlds a truly wondrously hideous place! -grins devilishly-

 Echo Noise: Man this place is truly a haven for the bathroom goers, and an adventure for the curious! -breathes in the dirty mysterious bathroom air then coughs out the exhale-

 Echo Noise: I'm dying! Haha -checks self out in the cracked mirror-

 Echo Noise: Damn whose that!? I must meet her, greet her, dine and fine wine her... -sings to self-

 -Pretending to be at this grand party with a look like someone who wants to get in my own pants and is gentlemanly dashing-

 Echo Noise2: Well hello... -smiles sexily-

 Echo Noise1: Hey babe lets say me you dinner?

 Echo Noise2: You got me at dinner!

 Echo Noise1: Really?! -grins as they walk off into the darkness that is my fantasy land-

 Echo Noise: Hmm..well I guess I got lucky! Suddenly there's in erupt of laughter..

 -Echo Noise drifting -moreover hiding as "They" Enter.. -

Echo Noise: This my hidden friends, isn't good.. -leans forward peeking..at them- "They" that are the creepies! Ep!

 Echo Noise: Well my friends, family, fans, fuckers, and whatever else that goes with the Letter F riddle me this. The answer to the current riddle is:

*Refresh* of memory!* for those who don't want to bother checking the top because THEY ARE LAZIES!

Why can't you get away for your current stalker?

Punch line: Because your stalker is your shadow AND HE/She is totally in love with you! BAM~~~

This is part one of the ending to beginning THE MUST KNOWS!!>>.>>DO YOU WANT MORE!!? ALSO DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THIS If so leave a comment with info on gender/ age..I get to pick your name and also if you want add a picture link and I will go check it out!!!? leave This in the form of a comment bye!