Wrong Number {Sciles AU}

003

Scott: Hey.

Stiles: Hi? School isn't even over yet though. It's only lunch time.

Scott: I guess we live in the same sort of area then. Cool. Anyway, I decided I couldn't wait until I got home. There's a question burning away inside of me that I need answered.

Stiles: Okay? Ask away then.

Scott: I don't think I ever caught your last name.

Stiles: That's because I didn't say it.

Scott: Well, what is it then?

Stiles: That's for me to know and you to...

Scott: For me to what??

Stiles: >:)

Scott: Oh, so you want to play hard to get, huh?

Stiles: Maybe XD

Scott: You know my last name! Pleeeeeaaaasssseeee just tell me yours, Stiles. I'm not a bad guy, I promise. I won't murder you in your sleep or anything. A last name won't allow me to do that anyway. I just want to get to know more about you.

Stiles: You don't need my last name for that. Ask me some questions.

Scott: Like 21 questions?

Stiles: Yeah. I'm not going to keep track of the number of questions though. Just ask as many as you want.

Scott: Okay, um, how old are you?

Scott: I don't mean it in a creepy way. I'm just curious.

Stiles: I'm 18.

Scott: Huh, same!

Stiles: So, you're in senior year then?

Scott: Yup.

Scott: What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Stiles: Go out to the lake in the woods and go for a swim. It's very peaceful out there.

Scott: Yeah, it sounds nice. Your turn to ask me a question.

Stiles: Okay... How long have you been going out with your girlfriend?

Scott: Since sophomore year. She was a new student. I showed her around the school and I guess things picked up from there.

Stiles: Cool.

Scott: Do you have a girlfriend?

Stiles: No. I've never had one.

Scott: Oh, I'm sorry.

Stiles: It's fine. Girls are too complicated for me most of the time anyway :P

Scott: I feel the same way, man XD

Stiles: What's your favorite food?

Scott: Hmm, that's a hard one. I guess I'll have to say pizza.

Stiles: Wow, real original there.

Scott: So? It's true.

Stiles: Okay, haha. What's your favorite movie?

Scott: Hmm... The Green Mile. Definitely The Green Mile. It was so emotional. It made me cry a little at the end. What about yours?

Stiles: Don't judge me, okay?

Scott: I won't.

Stiles: The Star Wars series.

Scott: Really? Cool. I've never seen them, to be honest.

Stiles: Dude. You need to watch them! It is the most epic series ever!

Scott: Then I would be a nerd :P

Stiles: Pfft, Star Wars is for everyone. Hey, are you saying I'm a nerd?

Scott: Maybe.

Stiles: Oh.

Scott: It's not a bad thing!

Stiles: Okay. Anyway, I stand by what I said before. You NEED to watch those movies.

Scott: Okay, I'll watch them at some point, I promise. I'll watch them for you. Anyway. What's your favorite animal?

Stiles: You better watch them! Also, my favorite animal is a fox. What's yours?

Scott: A wolf.

Stiles: Cool. Wolves are cool too.

Scott: Damn right they are.

Stiles: Too bad they don't live in California.

Scott: Oh, so you live in California too?

Stiles: Yeah. I didn't mean to give that information out...

Scott: It's fine, Stiles. I promise again that I'm not going to kill you in your sleep.

Stiles: These promises make me even less sure.

Scott: Sorry XD

Scott: So, do you have a crush on anyone?

Stiles: Maybe.

Scott: Omg, tell me more.

Stiles: You did not just use 'omg' on me -_-

Scott: What's wrong with it? Saves typing. Anyway, please tell me more!

Stiles: There's not much to tell, really. They don't even know I exist.

Scott: I'm sure that's not true.

Stiles: It is.

Scott: Well, screw them then. They are really missing out on something great, I'm sure.

Stiles: Can't really screw them without their permission though :P

Scott: Wow...

Stiles: Yep. Welcome to my shitty humor.

Scott: Hey, it's not that bad. I just wasn't expecting it.

Stiles: Whatever you say, Scotty boy.

Scott: Scotty boy?

Stiles: Oh god, I'm sorry. That was bad, I know.

Scott: No, no, it's cute. I like it. Don't worry about it, Stiles.

Stiles: If you say so.

Stiles: Next question...Are you a virgin, Scott?

Scott: No. Definitely not :P

Scott: Are you?

Scott: Stiles?

Stiles: Sorry, my friend was just shouting at me for stealing her fries.

Scott: It's fine. That definitely deserves a shouting.

Stiles: True. Also, yes, I am a virgin.

Scott: That's not a bad thing. That just means you want to find THE one, right? The girl that you'll love for the rest of your life?

Stiles: Yeah... I've gotta go now. I'll talk to you later...

Scott: Oh, okay. Is anything wrong?

Stiles: No. Everything is just peachy.

Scott: Okay... I'll talk to you later then.

Stiles: Bye.

Scott: Bye.