Dear journal,
I had a little sit down with Calum today and told that lil bitch to get off my case. That meant, "STOP READING MY DIARY YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!" and he replied with "Ashton, the first entry you said you werent going to do the 'girl thing' and here you are'
AND I WAS ANGRY. I STOOD UP AND GRABBED MY PINK FLUFFY PEN THAT MATCHED THE JOURNAL AND HERE I AM WRITING IN IT NOW.
I got new ink, its pink. you likey?
Anyways, Luke hasn't talked to me again since that thing with Amanda and the amount of times shes been over since then has been outrageous. She's always kissing on him and they have sex like every two minutes and I can only wonder what it would be like for Luke to have sex with me..
He seems pretty advanced for a 17 year old.
But oh hell if I see any mini Lukes walking around in the next 9 months,
I'll be the one killing someone, not Amanda.
ashton
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Diary of a drummer. (Lashton au)
Humorbook ONE This isn't a diary. It's a journal. Only girls do "Diarys". I'm a boy so technically its a journal. Does the name "Journal" go with a book that has a pink cover with purple fuzz lining it? I mean, I could easily cross out the curly words...