Comebacks you have never heard before

#comeback47

If someone says you are ugly, tell them it's not whats on the outside but the inside that counts (point to your head, and indicate to your brain) and YOU don't have anything on the inside. HEHE,
Extra bit: (for those people that you really dont care if you look stupid infront of them)

your like a snail, but somebody in France ate your insides so now your just like a shell! It's a pretty shell, but unfortuneatly it's an empty one