*everyone knows the 'did you fall from heaven?' Then the ' yep I'm a ghost I died 20 years ago, just like that pickup line!' Everyone knows that so here's a new one.
Weirdo-stalker: are you single?
You: no I'm plural.
Weirdo-stalker: what I meant was are you free this Friday?
You: uh, no! I'm flipping expensive! *say proudly*
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Where I stand
At first light
Torn in half
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