Boasting people we all have to deal with, so here's a comeback to shut them up
Annoying show-off: people must want to kill themselves because they can't be me!
You: if I really wanted to kill myself I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
(IQ is a test you take to see how smart you are for your average age)
Extra bit!
Annoying show-off: what's IQ?
You: you have just proved my point.
Later on the annoying person finds out what IQ is an approach u for a rematch.
Annoying show-off: yeah you know what you were saying about IQ? Well people our average age don't know about IQ so you were wrong about me being stupid.
You: people our average age, don't know about IQ? That must make me really super smart.
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