When someone thinks they know your mind better than you.
You: Omg yeah I have been on that ride!
Idiot: uh, no you haven't (they look at you like you don't know what 1+1 is)
You: why are calling me a liar? your brain is a liar; *lean in as if your about to tell them a secret and whisper..* it doesn't actually know everything! *look as if you just told them their dog died* I'm sorry to tell you that your brain is not google and you don't actually know everything! *put your hand over your heart and wipe away a fake tear* I'm sorry!
Sorry this one is really bad you could always just say: last time I checked your name wasn't google so stop pretending that you know everything.
But everyone's heard that one, haven't they?
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