This can be used in any situation really, these boys were teasing my friend once at a school disco and I used this and it totally worked and everyone around us was just like .... WANT SOME ICE FOR DAT BURN!
Also it will leave the other person speechless.Meany: (says something mean)
You: oh stop (being mean/ swimming in my business/ annoying us) and go swim in a paddling pool because it's just as shallow as you are.
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