Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

Kronos, Gea and Leviathan walk into a bar....

Percy Jackson has updated his trident~~

I love how some of the figure skaters will get into poses like:

watcha gon' do? U wanna go? That's what I thought. I'll take u on freestyle. Punk

~~Comments~~

Annabeth Chase: You're stealing from iFunny again aren't you?

Percy Jackson: I'M A CONSENTING ADULT AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

~~Nico Di Angelo Updated his Skull~~

What are we gonna do when they play 'Carry on my Wayward Son' for the very last time?

~~Comments~~

Piper McLean: Try not to cry, lay down, cry a lot

Rachel Dare: Ignore the don't you cry no more rule

Jason Grace: Only one confused here?

Piper McLean: Seriously, do you watch any good TV?

Jason Grace: ....I don't to answer because it might be a trick question...

Piper McLean: *face palm* -_- idiot...I'm dating an idiot....

~~Percy Jackson posted on Nico's skull and Hazel's Dimond~~

DON'T GROW UP IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!

~~Comments~~

Nico Di Angelo: Dude, I'm like 76

Hazel Levesque: Well technically I was just born last year!

Percy Jackson: Frank....

Frank Zhang: Yeah?

Percy Jackson: You're dating a one year old!

Frank Zhang: You're really not helping, you know that right?

Percy Jackson: Yesin, I do's

~~Piper McLean updated her Feather~~

Remember, salt and burn ~^ _ ^~

~~Comments~~

Nico Di Angelo: Unless you want to haunt

Percy Jackson: Or be raised with coke and Happy Meals

Leo Valdez: What?

Percy Jackson: OH YOU DON'T KNOW?!

Nico Di Angelo: NO. He doesn't. WE* are going to keep it that way.

~~Private Chat~~

Nico: *You are going to keep your trap shut or I'll raise the dead on your stupid ass.

Percy: Well then. o_o

~~Thalia Grace updated her Bow~~

The year is 2064. You're in the car, the grankids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.

"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" They'll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"

And the freaky thing is they won't be exaggerating.

~~Comments~~

Nico Di Angelo: Beatles?

Hazel Levesque: Who?