Piper McLean has UPDATED her Feather~~
PERSEUS JACKSON YOU GET OVER HERE THIS FREAKING INSTANT.
~~COMMENTS~~
Percy Jackson: Naw I'm going with the safer option and staying right where I am.
Piper McLean: And where is that?
Percy Jackson: Oh heck no, I'm not telling you. Last time I did you sent Leo on me. YOU FRAMED ME FOR STEALING HIS TOOL BELT!
Leo Valdez: YOU STOLE YOU INSOLENT FOOL
~~Percy Jackson is blinking confusedly~~
Leo Valdez: I do not forgive you.
Percy Jackson: Uh, okay...
Piper McLean: PERCY!
Percy Jackson: You rang?
Piper McLean: CALL YOUR DAM STOLLS OFF. RIGHT NOW.
Percy Jackson: *puts hand of heart* Piper I'm shocked of you, how could you think I would have anything to do with them throwing paint balloons at you?
Piper McLean: I will kill you, and it will be slow and painful.
Percy Jackson: Piper have you been hanging out with Nico lately?
Nico Di Angelo: No, because I prefer to not be neon pink and florescent green. And glowing in the dark kind of defeats the purpose of being the son of Hades.
Hades: You rang?
Nico Di Angelo: No dad no one called for you.
Hades: Oh alright... :'(
Hades: #unloved
Poseidon: HA HA
Hades: #simpsonsripoff
Percy Jackson: Piper?
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Jason Grace: Percy are you okay...?
Annabeth Chase: Well of course he's not okay. That's his head typing.
Jason Grace: Head typing?
Annabeth Chase: What it looks like when his head is repeatedly smashed into the keyboard.
Jason Grace: Should we help them? I'm going over there, make sure they aren't killing each other.
Annabeth Chase: Jason, leave them be, they'll be pulling pranks with each other by this afternoon, they just have to be...well.... this, for a few minutes and get their agitation out.
Jason Grace: Your boyfriend's head is getting smashed into a keyboard and you are saying to leave it be?
Annabeth Chase: Yes.
Sally Jackson: He never could just apologize and learn from those kinds of mistakes, he only really got it when the other person got even, what can you do?
Annabeth Chase: Yeah
Jason Grace: Okay this is really fucked up, what the Hades?!
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Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)
FanfictionTHIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also...
