Rap Battle 12: Angela vs. Arya

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Announcer:"Princess rap battle! Angela!"

Angela:*Sprinkles herb leaves and smiles*

Announcer:"Vs. Arya!"

Arya: *Mutters in elvish and unsheathes sword*  

Announcer: "Let the rap battle begin!" 

Angela:"I don't need any weapon, 

 To take you down, 

Can't believe you gave up love, 

Just for some dumb crown!

You're probably the Easter bunny,  

With all these eggs,

What's that they say in dance honey?

Go break a leg! 

Now I don't mean that in a good way,

And this is all I have to say,

You're such a dumb protege,

And I'm gonna beat you straight away!"


Arya: "I am a dragon rider,

All you have are herbs,

You're just a stupid outsider,

Who always disturbs!

I am a queen,

I'm in control,

Don't make a scene, 

Or Firnen will eat you whole! 

I don't need any sword, 

To take you out,

 I could kill your cat,

Then you'd be out of this bout!" 


Angela:"I'm respected,

And I'm known, 

You're rejected,

And alone! 

I'm known as the wise one, 

 And just to be clear,

I can't be outdone, 

I'm really something to fear! 

I'm mysterious and strong,

You just live too long,

Whoever said you should be queen,

Was definitely wrong!


Arya: " You're not as cool as I am,

Not a diamond in the ruff,

You won't be here to see me brake,

Cause you don't live long enough!

 Now I  might look gentle, 

 But I'm a serious boss,

And I don't mean to be judgmental,

But you're clearly at a loss!

Now this rap battle is over,

And I'd wish you bad luck,

But that would be useless,

You already suck!"


Angela/Arya: *Give each other dirty looks*

Announcer:"Who would you like to see battle? please, comment below!




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