Rap Battle 9: Nala vs. Maid Marian

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                                                        Announcer: "Princess rap battles! Nala!" 

Nala: *Growls* 

Announcer:"Vs. Maid Marian! " 

Maid Marian: *does a curtsy* 

Announcer: "Let the rap battle begin!" 

Nala: " I'm the queen of all beasts,

             You're nothing but a fraud, 

So why don't you take a seat, 

Cause you're already so flawed! 

Your just a little 'fox in socks', 

Who dated a thief, 

Stormed a castle in frocks, 

Based on what small belief? 

You had an outlaw for an inlaw,

True, but I had a king, 

Stop breaking the law, 

And I'd like to hear you sing!"  


Maid Marian: "I'm not a fox, I'm a vixen, 

And you can't sing either, 

You sure need some fixen', 

So quick, take a breather! 

Steal from the rich,

And give to the poor,

Got a problem with that?

You should be more mature!

You wanted the king dead,

So Simba could be king, 

Scar Wrath simply spread, 

And you weren't really helping!  


Nala: "Well I may not be perfect,

But at least I don't lie, 

You are so incorrect,

I didn't want the king to die! 

I found Simba,

The heir to the thrown,

So I saved our kingdom, 

All alone! 

See unlike you,

I respect royalty,

Prince John hated you,

Due to your lack of loyalty! 


Maid Marian:" John's opinion doesn't bother me, 

And neither does yours,

Not much better than he, 

Just much more insecure! 

I helped the poor, 

Cause I am mature,

I'm not insecure,

Just miniature! 

The definition of kind, 

Sweet and polite, 

I'm all three of those, 

Cause I'm in the right!


Nala: "This battle is over, 

I'm done with this 'vixin',

Moreover, 

I don't need any fixin! 


Nala/Maid Marian: *give each other dirty looks* 

Announcer:  Who Would you like to see battle? please, comment below! 

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 Hey guys! I am SO sorry I took so long to make this battle. Anyway, Keep the request's coming!!! 

















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