announcer:"Princess rap battle! Rapunzel!"
Rapunzel: *Snaps fingers and shake's head*
announcer:"Vs. Belle!*
Belle: * pulls up gloves*
announcer: "let the rap battle begin!"
Rapunzel:" I was hoping for some more,
You're going out the door!
You're thinking high score,
I'm thinking even more!
I'm a treat with long hair,
You've got an unforgiving glare!
I am extraodiniare,
You're none but kitchenware!
You can't even defend!
I've got a fairy tale wedding,
You've got teapots for friends,
And I think your man's shedding!"
Belle: "What's my name? Belle!
What's it mean?
Beauty!
I'm the perfect combination,
Of brains and cutie!
And about your hair,
It's a big blonde mess!
I can't even look at it,
Without getting stressed!
While I'm gaining knowledge,
You're down in the dumps,
Like Mrs. Pots,
I'm servin' shots,
And dishin' out stunts!"
Rapunzel:" You think you're all smart,
Give it up, okay?
I will brake you apart!
Like a small piece of clay!
You found a big shaggy mess,
And claimed him as your romeo,
That's what I would say,
People call a rodeo!"
Belle: " Well what were you doing,
Locked up in a tower?
Callin' for your mommy?
You are not a flower!
Your prince is so stupid,
Got caught by the witch,
You should understand this,
It's time for a switch!"
Belle/Rapunzel: * give each other dirty looks*
announcer:"Who would you like to see rap battle? please, comment below!"
