announcer: "Princess rap battle! Tiana!"
Tiana: *Blows a kiss then raises eyebrows*
announcer: "vs. Sleeping Beauty!"
Sleeping Beauty: * rubs hand's together and gives a look of disgust*
announcer: "let the rap battle begin!"
Tiana: " So this is sleeping beauty,
A princess in pink,
You're very, very puny,
And that's what I think!
If you're so awesome,
Then answer me this,
What kind of dumb magic
Get's destroyed by a kiss?
I worked really hard,
To make my own living,
I didn't need servants,
I just kept drilling!
Of course you're bitter,
I'm the number one star,
You're just a dumb critter,
No one care's who you are!"
Sleeping Beauty: " Listen up frog queen,
Pink's a great color!
Look at what you've got,
Seriously? Green?
Go kiss a frog,
You're a party-pooper,
Your head is full of fog,
Both you and your suitor!
And what's wrong with servants?
you gotta fight for yourself?
I think that's stupid!
I just pamper myself! "
Tiana: "Whatever, I don't care,
You're obsessed with what you wear,
You think that you are rare,
But no,
You're just a bear!
You're just a weird creep,
I should've known from the start!
We'll be scoring,
While you're snoring,
In perpetual sleep!"
Sleeping Beauty: " Okay, We're done,
And Just so you know,
I won!"
Sleeping Beauty/Tiana: *Give each other dirty looks*
announcer: "Who would you like to see rap battle? Please comment below!"
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Hi everyone! really hope you liked it! Who would you like to see rap battle? please let me know!
psst: the song at the top is supposed to be listened to while reading. It's got a bit o a tricky beat, though :( ... :)
