Announcer: "Princess rap battle! Snow White!"
Snow White: * Twirls hair and glares at Merida
announcer: "Vs. Merida!"
Merida: *points an arrow at Snow White*
announcer: *let the rap battle begin!*
Snow White: "So you work with a bow,
and that's cool why?
well, you certainly are low,
You don't even have a guy!
I'm the original princess,
You don't even have a copy,
I'm am porcelain and perfect
and your floppy hair is sloppy!"
Merida: "Since when is bow not cool?
you got no experience!
You're a vitamin D lacking fool!
You look like a vampire,
I mean white skin, red lips, and black hair?
whoa, creepy! you may be fair but, you're so completely freaky!"
Snow White: "whatever red riding hood,
you call that a verse?
Go hide in the woods,
I'm coming in first!
I can't believe
you turned your own mom into a bear,
considering the fact it was your weddings eve,
that doesn't even seem fair!
I didn't need any pushing,
I wasn't so coarse,
why couldn't you just marry one?
did you need more force? "
Merida: "It wasn't my fault,
it was that stupid witch,
she turned the queen into a bear,
that annoying lady was the only glitch!
I wasn't about to give my own life to some guy,
I needed some freedom,
so freedom I tried!
but enough of this blabbering,
I'm sick of this chattering!
this rap battle is over,
I 'm done with this joker!"
Snow White/Merida: *give each other dirty looks*
announcer:"Who would you like to see rap battle? please comment below!"
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Hey guys! thanks for reading! please let me know who you would like to see rap battle!
hope you liked it!
psst! the song at the top is supposed to be listened to while reading! :)
