Rap battle 7: Tinker Bell vs. Taylor Swift

321 21 12
                                    

Announcer:"Princess rap battles! Tinker Bell!

Tinker Bell: *Turns red*

Announcer: "Vs. Taylor Swift!"

Taylor: Crosses arms*

Announcer: "let the rap battle begin!"

Tinker Belle: "Let me make it clear,

I'm the winner here,

You're nowhere even near,

Your awesomeness is mere!

I'm known as the inventor,

What I do is just great!

What are you?

Preventer?

Are you feeling that hate!

Your standards are so low,

You've completely lost the beat,

Your answer's always 'No,'

And I'm bringing down the heat!"


Taylor Swift:"Sorry little pixie,

But you're a little tipsy,

Probably part gypsy,

And definitely ditsy!

You can't do anything right,

You never win a fight,

You're reaction to everything:

Turn red!

Let me look at that wing,

All shreds!

Your rapping is just noise,

My skills destroy,

All you do is annoy,

You're just a childs toy!"


Tinker bell: "Be that way,

Ms. Perfect,

Or just shut up,

'Cause you reject,

not protect,

Your very stupid intellect!

I help people in need,

You're messing up world,

Your life is being unfurled,

You're on to many dates,

That you can't appreciate!

You think your living in a dream,

But you got no selfesteem,

It make's me wanna scream,

Cause you're adored like buttercream!"


Taylor swift: "You think my life is easy,

No, it's really cheesy,

The fans don't help at all,

'Sign it here,

Sign it there,

Sign it everywhere!'

But it really doesn't matter,

This battles almost done,

Just in case you're wondering,

I totaly won!"

Tinker bell/Taylor Swit*give each other dirty looks*

Announcer: "Who would you like to see rap battle? please, comment below!"


***

Hi everyone, really sorry that the battle took so long, I'm am currently flooded with battle requests, so..... yeah...anyway thanks for reading, bye!










Rap BattlesWhere stories live. Discover now