Announcer: "Princess rap battle! Pocahontas!"
Pocahontas: * Waves then smiles sarcastically *
Announcer: "Vs. Ariel!"
Ariel: "Flips hair and spins *
Announcer: "Let the rap battle begin!"
Pocahontas: "I paint with all the colors of the wind,
You can not deny it,
I'll have you chagrined,
And you should get on a diet!
Trying to fit in,
Burt you can not even eat properly,
Go back to your kin,
You're on the wrong property!
I can swim, climb, and sing,
You can not even walk,
I'm already ahead,
Cause you also can not talk!
Ariel: "I can live underwater,
Or on the land,
Cause I'm Triton's daughter,
I'm on demand!
I'm the youngest of seven,
But I'm still in control,
I will teach you a lesson,
You poor unfortunate soul!
Get educated!
It's called a dingle-hopper,
You're so overrated,
And very improper! "
Pocahontas: "They call me savage,
Cause I'm so freaking cool,
I'm gonna ravage
Your stupid little pool!
Just admit it,
You'll never be part of their world,
So quit it,
And stop trying to get curls!
I am a peace maker,
All you bring is war,
You're clearly a faker,
You're not needed anymore!"
Ariel: "Just around the river bend,
You can talk to a willow trees,
You're so dumb that your boyfriend,
Left you overseas!
I did not need my voice,
For Eric to love me,
It was his own choice,
Cause I'm not some dumb wannabe!
I know more about land,
Though I live in the sea,
You've seen it firsthand,
But you're still a nobody! "
Ariel / Pocahontas: * give each other dirty looks *
Announcer: "Who would you like to see battle?
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