In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears [END]

"Guys, what's up?" I asked. Naruto looked up at me from his spot on the couch.

Sasuke had gotten better and was now haing a staring match with Temujin; Sakura was on the floor, doing a puzzle; Sai was standing in a corner, painting Naruto on the couch; Kakashi was reading Icha Icha Paradise on the armchair; and Akira was playing Soul Calibur on his PSP.

I gave a small, contented sigh when I saw them all here, happy. I couldn't help but have a small smile form on my face as well. Naruto and Sasuke gave each other weird looks, then turned to me.

"Something wrong, Kuroi(chan)?" They asked together. I blinked, then grinned. "Nah, nothin. I was just wondering who wanted to go out for dinner?" I asked. Nine hands went up and I grinned.

"Lucifer, you don't count. It's not as if you've got to eat." I said, and he pouted.

"So that instantly means leave the demon out of dinnertime? I think not." he said, and I laughed. "Yeah, yeah. Go shower and get your nice clothes on guys. I'm planning on taking us on an adventure." I said.

They all looked at me strangely, but shrugged it away and left to their bathrooms. (I had put one inside each room. Of course, Naruto and I get one because we both agreed The Dash is too fun to just throw away)

An hour and a half later, everyone was ready, in their...suits and ties...and dresses...Well, I know I said dress fancy, but this is...dayyuumm. I looked down at what I was wearing. A simple hoodie and jeans. I rolled my eyes and changed into a dress, thanks to the help of my shadows. Why have them change when it's gonna take another three hours?

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That's them over there. There weren't any I liked with Sai or Kakashi T.T

I grinned and dragged them all to the backyard. They gave me confused looks, but I just gave them all reassuring smiles.

I then had them all hold hands, and close their eyes. With my magic-y-ness (A/N: I love saying that) I sent us all to...

LUKEDONIA!!

I grinned at their shocked expressions, apart from Sasuke and Naruto, of course. I grinned as their faces lit up, and they went in search of Urokai and Ludis.

Those two, albeit being Clan Leaders, were damn good sparring partners. I held them back. "Naru-kun, S'ke, we're here for dinner, be nice and don't get your clothes dirty." I said with a menacing aura.

They nodded, and paled as they saw Ludis, Urokai and Rozaria coming towards us. Every demon present at the time bowed low. "Noblesse-sama." joyful choruses came to my ears, and I smiled, holding up a hand.

"Guys, 's all good, these people here are my teammates, and this one 'ere's a squatter." I said, pointing at Temujin for the last bit. He glared at me, and I shrugged.

"Kay, fine. Dude's gonna be living with me for...forever, till he dies. So, I'm Kuroi now, yeah?" I said. They all agreed. 

I grinned. "Good. Now...Where's the food?" I asked, making them laugh. Rozaria came up to  us. "Kuroi-sama, you will have your meal in the Mansion of the Noblesse." she said, and I tilted my head.

"Er...Mansion of the Noblesse." I repeated, hoping she would get the hint. She nodded, smiling. I sighed.

"Because I knew I had a mansion, right? Much less where it is." I said, and she 'oh'ed, then giggled.

"It's infront of your training grounds." she said, trying not to laugh. I blinked.

"Psshh, I knew that. I go there everyday, how could I not know?" I said, avoiding eye contact with anyone. They all gave me disbelieving looks, which I ignored.