In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

For your Entertainment

So I feel like this chapter needs explanation. At this point it was an actual crack fic, so I took in any and all suggestions. This time, whoever asked had wanted a musical chapter, describing what he/she wanted. Chalk it up to the crack, guys.
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"Ne, Kuroi-chan, wake up, wake up, wake up!" Naruto pounced on me. I growled, and he chuckled.

"Kuroi-chaaan, let's go, wake up!" he said, dragging me by the hand off the bed. We fell onto the floor in a heap, and I sighed and opened my eyes to see his blue eyes staring at me. I smiled. 

"Mornin', Naru-kun." I said and he grinned. 

"Mornin', Kuroi-chan! Let's go, Zabuza-san and Haku are here to see you! And Akira said if you don't wake up he's gonna eat your breakfast! Sasuke-teme is outside training! I was sparring with him, but he couldn't handle it, so he cheated with his eye thing." he said, and I chortled. 

"I'm sure. What's for breakfast?" I asked. 

"Pancakes and orange jui- Kuroi-chan? Waa! Where'd she go?" I heard him wailing as I was at the table, my fork was a hair's breadth away from Akira's hand reaching towards my plate. 

"Go ahead. Do it." I narrowed my eyes and he grinned sheepishly. 

"No, I like my hands without holes in them, thank you. Not to mention, attached to my body." he said, retreating. I waited until his hands were far away from me until I started eating. Approximately ten seconds later, I was done. I downed my orange juice. 

"Next time, Zaza, Hakkun, let me know you're coming so I can make rooms for you guys." I said, and Zaza shrugged. 

"It's fine, kid. We were okay on the couch." he said, grinning, and I snickered. 

"Both of you? On one couch? Damn, I must be missing alot." I said, and got thumped by a pink Hakkun, who was now trying to calm down a laughing Zaza. I anime cried. 

"That hurt, Hakkun. I'm sowwie." I said, all chibi. He sighed and pat my head, and I instantly brightened up.

"So, why are you guys here?" I asked, and Zaza gave me the 'are you serious?' look, and I 'oh'ed. 

"You and the Kazekage kid? I knew nothing of this." he said, and I grinned. 

"It just kinda happened, you know, this and that happened, and after a while, we just kind of connected, and don't look at me like that, Hakkun!" I said. He had been staring at me with a happy face that said 'Finally, she found someone', then it turned into a depressed face that said 'Now she won't remember us', and then another face that said 'But I'm sorry for the Kazekage if he has to deal with her.' I sighed, an anime irk mark appearing. 

"Hakkun, would you mind-"

"Oi, Kuroi! Hurry up, we gonna record today!" came Akira's voice from upstairs. I grinned at the newcomers and dragged them upstairs.

"Zaza, Hakkun, welcome to the music room!" I said, and they looked around. It seemed they liked it. Yay :)

"Kuroi, there you are. What do you plan on doing today?" Akira asked, and I shrugged, my fingers trailing along my recovered from the other world laptop. 

"Maybe one of my dubsteps? Or an actual song?" I mumbled, and he 'hmm'ed. 

"I say we do a demo." he said, and I raised an eyebrow. 

"For who, exactly?" I asked, and he grinned. 

"The Hokage." he replied, and I twitched. 

"Because he isn't busy enough already, right?" I asked, and he rolled his eyes.