extra i. / / ❝i say we go to 7-eleven and buy some mccondoms.❞

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note: all extra chapters are
the continuation of the
original ending.

      

Leila | Sebastian

      

Seb, I can't believe this is real, oh my God! I mean, it's like we're living inside a Wattpad book.

      

Yeah sure, we are totally not fictional characters inside a Wattpad book.

      

I wonder if the baby's going be a boy or a girl. I'm so excited, honestly.

      

I got my earmuffs ready for the nights.

      

Hey, can you get me some ice-cream with anchovies? I'm craving for them.❞

      

Wait, what?

      

❝Oh, and a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut with peanut butter on top and hummus with whipped cream on the side.❞

      

But we're already at Taco Bell!

      

❝You mean Taco Hell 'cause the food here is as boring as Trump's political campaign.❞

      

YOU JUST SAID TACO BELL IS YOUR LIFE THREE MINUTES AGO!

      

❝People change, so just move on . . . to McDonald's.❞

      

I say we go to 7-Eleven and buy some McCondoms.

      

❝Make sure to buy the S-sized ones, though. Remember when you were wearing the L ones and your—❞

      

I WAS JUST JOKING!

      

[ Fury wails from a distance. ] And . . . CUT!


      

❝This is really a pointless chapter, don't you think?❞

      

Fury, where has your sense of humor gone to?

      

Insert another Uranus joke here and, without me, you both will be pointless.

      

❝Excuse me but—❞

      

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