❝Hello, this is McDonald's delivery line. What would you like to order today?❞
❝I want a freshly-baked crème brû-lei.❞
❝Please stop with the puns.❞
❝Why? Are my puns extreme-lei tempting?❞
❝Your puns are as dysfunctional as your testicles.❞
❝Hey, are you Australian?❞
❝Great, another pun from Google. I'll just go ahead and say yes.❞
❝I guess that makes you koala-fied to be my sexy mi-lei-dy.❞
❝If you are only here to prove that you are a punny guy, then it's not working.❞
❝Aw, come on! I spent all night Googling those puns for you.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝You actually remember what I said about your unprofessional punning skills before. I thought you said you have memory loss disease or something.❞
❝Well, there are some things worth remembering.❞
❝Like what?❞
❝You.❞
[ Trevor hangs up and for the first time in forever, their lives take on a new turn to the road of kinky romance and future baby-making sessions. ]
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
