kenny x prev reader fluff ((EDITED))

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~Warning swearing and bad spelling~

~Your POV~

"Hey Kenny, the word of the day is 'legs', get ready because I'm about to spread the word," I said to Kenny wiggling my eyebrows

"(y/n) can you stop with the pickup lines, you sound too innocent when you say them" he said looked at me.

"But Kenny, I love saying pickup lines...its funny to see you reaction" I said looking down

"Fine (y/n), if you can make me blush within five days, I'll give you whatever you want BUT if I win you have to give ME whatever I want," Kenny said giving me a small smile

"Ok, its a deal," I said putting out my hand and Kenny shook it.

~Day one~

I got a pickup line to say to Kenny today, I walk up to him, "Hey Kenny, where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise an ass" I said looking for the slightest blush but he didn't.

"Nice try (y/n), maybe tomorrow," he said walking away, "Damn it!!!!" I yelled walking to class.

~Day two~

I and Kenny were in the playground, sitting up a tree. I sighed and said " Hey Kenny, want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under" I looked at Kenny and he busted out laughing

"I've never heard that one before HAHA!! But nice try" he said laughing, he got up and walked towards Stan still laughing. I started punched the ground, "Come on, this is impossible"

~Day three~

I and Kenny were hanging out at my house, watching tv. "Hey Kenny, you know what will make your face look even better... if I sit on it," I said looking at him

"I already heard that one, sorry (y/n)" he said looking back at the tv

"fucking hell" I mumbled under my breathe.

~Day four~

I was in class, not listening to the teacher. I leaned over the side of my deck to Kenny's desk, "Hey Kenny, I've got the bun, but do you have the hot dog?" I whispered to Kenny, he looked at me and sighed

"(y/n) you need to try harder" he said looking back at the teacher, I leaned back in my chair and grunted.

~Day five~

Today is the final day of our deal, but I like I can win. I and Kenny were at his house in the kitchen making some food, "Hey Kenny, are you a candle because I want to blow you" I said randomly and didn't realize what I said, I blushed madly.

"You can if you want," he said not thinking, he blushed. "YESS!! I WIN!!" Kenny slowly clapped

"(y/n) you win, what would you like," he said

"I would like you," I said blushing, he grabbed my wrists and pinned me to the wall, and kissed me.


We were in a make out session and things were getting really heated, he picked me up and rushed to his room and locked the door, he tossed me on the bed and took off his parka. He jumped on me and began another make-out session, he started taking off my clothes along with his we were left in our underwear. I saw how big he was and mentally said, 'Ouch, I'll be sore tomorrow'.

~Sorry if there are spelling mistakes~

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