Try Being Me.

Uggghh!!

I could never have Sade, and that was pretty obvious, but it was still fun to like him.

I was in the living room reading my science textbook , when I overhead this conversation between Neo and Khoi.

"Vaginas are so weird man." Khoi said.

"I know right?" Neo responded. "Its like these stretchy , but not stretchy things,"

"Like how the hell did you get that baby through that little tunnel?!" Khoi said sounding disgusted.

"Gross! And how stuff leaks through there." Neo said.

That was it, I'd had enough of these conversation.

"What the fuck are you two talking about?" I said with a confuzzled look on my face.

"Oh shit, I forgot you lived here!" Khoi said covering his mouth.

"My bad," Neo added.

"How do you just forget someone who you've. Lived with for the pass how many years!?" I asked.

He shrugged. "I don't know,"

"So anyways, let's talk about something normal for once." I suggested.

"Like?" Neo asked.

"Like how is your swimming going Khoi?" I asked.

He shrugged. "Good I guess. We win some,lose some."

I rolled my eyes. "So how is life Neo?"

"Meh... "he responded.

"We should have tv show, like the Kardashians." I said still trying to keep the convo.

"What would it be called?" Neo asked.

"Five dicks, the dad, and a daughter." I said flipping them off and walking away.

They both laughed.

"Why are you leaving "daughter"?" Khoi asked.

"Because you both are shit at conversations!" I said climbing the stairs.

I was bored to I decided to fuck with Addison.

I busted his room door open and of course he was sleeping.

He was covered from head to toe, snoring.

"Wake up!" I shouted and smacked him.

"What!!" he asked irritated.

"Hi! Hehehe!" I laughed then ran the fuck out because he was about to slap the shit out of me.

I then visited Andres, who was on the phone.

"So when you trynna hang?" he said all player like into the phone.

I came in and sat on the bed beside him.

"Why you wanna know? For real? It's pretty long though." he said.

"No it's not!" I shouted to the person on the phone.

"He got a baby dick!" I laughed.

"Nah she just playing!" he told the person.

"Get the fuck outta my room " He said throwing a pillow at me.

I was bored again so I went to my father's room.

"Hi!" I said hoping up onto his bed.

He had his laptop on his lap, and there was a bunch of papers around him.

"Hello darling," he said.

"Can I have some friends over?" I asked. "I'm bored"

He peered at me over his glasses. "That's nice, but no."

"Whhhhyyyy??" I whined.

"Because you guys haven't cleaned the house and I can't have people over when it looks like this." he explained.

"Uuugggghhh..."