Immortal JackAss

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by HAHA-Monxchromatic

by HAHA-Monxchromatic

                                    
                                              Immortal Jack: *aka Daddy* IMMER KILL YOU BOY!
                          Ethan: Shit! *Hiding in a closet*
                          Daddy: YOU UH PART OF TH' FAMILY NOW! IMMA KILL YOU!
                          Ethan: Wtf-
                          Daddy: I-
                          Ethan: So wait a minute, I'm a part of the family, but you're going to kill me? I don't fucking get it!
                          Daddy: I-...*stops*...I don't know...IMMA JUST KILL YOU THEN! 
                          Ethan: NO-
                          Chris: *busts through window out of nowhere* UNKILLABLE YOU SAY?! *KILLS THAT BITCH CAUSE CHRIS HAS NEVER FAILED TO KILL ANYTHING* 
                          Ethan: (•ิ_•ิ)?
                          Chris: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PUTTING ME IN THE GAME! AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE THE C-VIRUS TO HILLBILLIES IN THE WOODS! *looks to Ethan* They're not unkillable, they're just redneck J'avo. *nods and leaves*
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