*Jake, Sherry, Piers, Chris Ada, Leon, Helena
Jake: *stands up holding a piece of paper* What-
Piers: *cough*Asshole*cough*
Jake: -.-
Chris: Cut it out Piers...
Piers: *smiles smugly and looks to Jake* I was only coughing Captain~.
Jake: (҂-̀_-́) RRRRRGH.
Sherry: *sweatdrops and whispers* Calm down!
Chris: Well get your "coughing" under control.
Piers: Yes Captain~♥ （＾ω＾）
Chris: *sweatdrops* (҂-̀_-́) Fanboy.
Piers: ╥﹏╥...
Jake: ANYWAY, as I was saying, before the dumb puppy started barking.
Piers: *glares*
Leon&Helena: *snickers*
Chris: ಠ_ಠ
Leon&Helena: (●__●)
Jake: *clears throat* My dad died in a Volcano you say?
Chris: (҂-̀_-́) Yes?
Jake: Well then......
Everyone: ...
Jake: I guess he was too cool...*puts on shades as a spotlight shines over him* To take the heat~
Sherry: *Facepalms*
Chris: '-.-
Ada: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Piers: What the hell kind of-
Jake: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH! *takes off running with his fists in the air*
Sherry: Jake, come back! *gets up chasing after him*
Leon: But Sherry, it's your turn!
Sherry: Uh yeah, sorry guys not today! *gone*
Leon: Well then I guess it's my tur-
Chris: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Piers: PFFFT-
Leon: *scoffs and rolls eyes* Childish...Anyway...I'm only here for one thing~ *stands, looking away dramatically as he sparkles*
Chris: To make me gag?
Piers: -.- To protect a deadly fugitive that almost caused total and global saturation?
Ada: *sighs and rolls eyes* Wasn't me~!
Piers: *points to Ada while still glaring at Leon* Don't care~!
Ada: ಠ_ಠ
Helena: Don't pick on Leon! ಠ_ಠ
Leon: "Pick on me"? *scoffs* Thanks mom, but I can handle myself.
Helena: ...I'd like to introduce a different pun. *plans an insult for Leon*
Ada: I don't think there are any rules to this. *leans back in chair crossing her arms and legs* You can say whatever you want.
Leon: ANYWAY! *bang/hair flip and more sparkles* I came here...*gets down on one knee in front of Ada* To right a Wong~ *smiles up at Ada charmingly*
Ada: ...Okay then~ *stands* Stop trying to get in my pants. *zip line guns away*
Leon: *falls to his knees* AAAADAAAAAAAAAAA-
To be continued...
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Resident Evil Derp Book Of Crack
RandomExactly as the title says. Prepare your humor box...Or not.
