Leon: AAAAAAAAA- *still on his knees*
Helena: ＼( ･_･) Anyway...You know our capsules and First Aid spray?
Piers: Yeah?
Chris: Yeah...
Helena: Leon replaces all of his with a steady supply of tic tacs and hair spray.
Piers: (/•ิ_•ิ)/ I knew it!
Chris: Tch. Figures. Self-centered idiot has always been a diva.
Piers: (/•ิ_•ิ)/ I knew it as soon as I saw all the colors of capsules he had!
Chris: (¬_¬) Good for nothing...Okay, my turn- What is seriously up with Leon?
Helena: ...Huh?
Piers: （＾ω＾）
Chris: (҂-̀_-́) All he does is chase Ada...And any other woman in the franchise. (¬_¬) Like MY SISTER.
Leon: *suddenly stops screaming and gets up* YOU'RE STILL ON THAT?!
Piers: (/•ิ_•ิ)/ Sic 'im Captain!!!
Chris: Yes, I'm still "on that", I don't trust you with my sister! *stands*
Leon: ಠ_ಠ Ya know what come the next apocalypse, I'll remember to let you handle it.
Chris: I ALWAYS handle it! While you're kissing the Presidents ass!
Leon: (*ﾟﾛﾟ) ASS. *tackles Chris*
Chris&Leon: *comical fight cloud with angry animal noises*
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Resident Evil Derp Book Of Crack
RandomExactly as the title says. Prepare your humor box...Or not.
