Eren!
Eren: Oh no...
Armin: Good luck buddy.
Eren: Thanks... WHAT!
THEME SONG TIME!
Reiner: Ptff! To have a theme song? As if!
Eren: Are you kidding me? F*CK NO! I'M NOT DOUNG THAT F*CKING SH*T!
dark_soul34 says otherwise!
Eren: I F*CKING HATE YOU DARK!
Dark: You know you love me Eren.
Jean: True. Everyone knows you like Dark.
Eren: Shut up horse face!
Jean: Titan brat!
Alright Alright. Just sing the song Eren so that we can get this over with.
Eren: Fine. Mikasa, Armin! Let's go!
Armin: Hell no! I'm not doing that high sh*tty voice again.
Mikasa: ...
Guys, just do it. End of discussion.
Armin: Fine...
Mikasa: ... Ok.
Alright! *gives them microphones* Good luck!
All 3: Thanks.
Key: Eren: Bold (of course) C.T: Italics Mikasa: Underlined Armin: Bold and italics.
Here's a heads up: this show is nuts (really nuts. I gotta agree)
Here have some blood, and gore and guts (Eren... No thank you)
And you'll probably hate the main character. (Hey! I'm not that bad...)
IM TEN YEARS OLD, AND HATE THE WORLD
BUT SCREW YOU ALL, CAPS LOCK IS GOLD
YOU MAY THINK IM JUST A BRAT
(seriously, guys, I'm freaking ten, I get better!)
I DO BELIEVE MIKASA'S GOD (thanks)
HE-MAN WANTS HIS HAIR BACK, ARMIN; HE CALLED (hey!)
IS THAT MY MOM?
WAIT SOMETHING'S WRONG
IM FUCKING DONE!
IM RAGE- QUITTING THIS SHIT
LET ME THROW MY HISSY- FIT (calm down Eren)
GOTTA KILL THE TITANS
THOUGH IM JUST TEN
SAW MY MOM GET EATEN
THEN PUNCHED ARMIN (that actually hurt)
(Colossal titan, Colossal titan)
I'm coming to get you, and play pee-a-boo
(Colossal titan, Colossal titan)
I fell from the sky, too; hi, nice to meet you
ITS XEHANORT, FROM KINGDOM HEARTS (???)
WE'RE STARTING FIGHTS, AND BLAMING FARTS (me)
STILL HATE THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY JEAN (I like horse face better)
FELL ON MY FACE; IM BACK AGAIN
ITS BEEN THREE YEARS, SO NOW WE'RE MEN (not really)
THIS IS IT, GONNA JINX THIS SHIT (u already did)
OH, LOVING CRAP
THE TITAN'S BEHIND ME
QUICK- I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM BLEED
EVERYBODY'S WHINING
ARMIN'S CRYING (no I'm not!)
SOON THEY ALL BE DYING
YOU THINK IM LYING?
(Colossal titan, colossal titan)
I'll pop up behind you, and ruin the mood
(Colossal titan, Colossal titan)
I fell from the sky, too; I'm freaking cool, dude
"Please just don't die..."
That's all I said
The dumbass then goes... (I'm not a dumbass)
And winds up DEAD
I'm freaking OUT!
Eren just got eaten! (How did he get that high?)
What the hell, I don't even (ouch)
Nobody is safe, no
No one's safe, no
Protagonist or not, though
Only this damn show!
(I am a titan, I am a titan)
IM SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE- way too attractive (Yep)
(I am a titan, I am a titan)
How's this freaking happen?
Eren's a titan
Armin: Oh my I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I cannot I cannot I cannot deal with this right now! *still in his high voice*
Eren: Armin, really! What the f*ck! Armin!
Armin: I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I- *still in high voice*
Annie: *slaps Armin*
Ooh! He just got b*tch slapped!
Eren: High five!
High five! *high five's Eren*
Annie: Armin! Calm down!
Armin: Right! *clears throat and voice goes to normal* Thanks.
Damn Armin. Your voice went from high to low. What happened?
Armin: Something called puberty.
Oh right... Sorry. I forgot that you went through puberty.
Armin: Hey!
Mikasa: Can we to back now?
Yes... Dismissed!
Everyone: Yes! *leaves*
Thanks dark_soul34 for the dare! It was funny, including the side comments from The Trio. Enjoy!
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Truth Or Dare? An AoT book (Book 1)
Randomhey guys, Hange here and- Step away from my tablet Hange! Hange: Never! Anyways guys, this is going to be the official Aot truth or dare book. any dares or truths for the characters? Comment and it will come true. And Yes Hange, *sigh* I am included...
