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TEXTING CHAPTER I MISS THESE HOLY FUCK DEFINITELY MORE MORE TO COME

this was inspired by that one vine that's like ALL THESE GHOST ALL THESE GHOST AND I STILL CAN'T FIND A BOO. (Same)

ENJOY MY LOVLIES

Update on me weight loss goal: Loss 4lbs in 4 days. Doesn't seem like a lot but considering I'm almost 15  and weight almost 200, it's a huge deal for me. (yes it's a shock that I'm 14 and fat but like oh well i told you guys...I really like chicken nuggets.)

-alli

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louis

February 10th

Louis: at work and on break bored wby

Zayn: same, I'm eating a church

Zayn: shit...a churro*

Niall: well you eating a church would make a lot of since

Niall: cause you know you're like God

Liam: what are you trying to say Niel

Niall: your boyfriend is actually hot as fuck

Zayn: THANKS BUDDY

Niall: YW FAM

Liam: yeah well you look like a burnt zucchini

harry: what the fuck is a zucchini

Louis: ^

liam: ugh, it's the jealousy talking I'm sorry Neil

Liam: if anything you're a French Fry

louis: HARRY SHOOK

Harry: wha

Louis: SOGGY friES

Harry: you have a soggy sense of humor

Niall: it's okay Liam. No hard feelings. It's not like I'm in love with your guy, that'd be fucked up. I am alone though like WTH

Niall: WHY CAN'T I FIND SOMEONE

Harry: you will buddy 💚

Louis: one day someone might prank called McDonald's and you'll be the one to pick up the phone.

Niall: goals but isn't prank calling a guy thing? I'm not really into males

Harry: what's wrong with males m8 they're better at the secs

Louis: idk Haz, women kinda rock at it too

Harry: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

Louis: I'm kidding I'm kidding!

Liam: vaginas are mushy

Niall: Ew?

Zayn: DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY Now

Niall:

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