- WARNING: smUT NOT REALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT BUT EXPLICIT PHOTOSHOPPED CONTENT -
CURRENTLY COUGHING MY LUNGS OUT AND WANTING TO DIE.
THANK YOU ALL SO DAMN MUCH FOR 10K I LOVE YOU ALL
THE PEOPLE I'M AROUND RN MAKE ME VERY CREEPED OUT SO I'M KINDA JUST LIKE PRETENDING TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE BUT I'M ACTUALLY JUST WRITING ABOUT TWO GAY DUDES SENDING NUDES TO EACH OTHER
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louis
lewie: hey harry I'm at work and I was organizing the play magnetic letters and look
lewie:
harrie: I'm aT workharrie: and you get off before me so it should be the other way around wouldn't it?
lewie: idk, but I'm bored asf here no is gonna be here the first of January.
lewie: plus I can't stop thinking about you.
harrie: I'm not some sex toy
lewie: DID I SAY SEXUALLY
harrie: I feel like that's where you were getting to 😂😂
lewie: babe I would never use you as some sex toy
harrie: would you use sex toys on me ((;
lewie: if we gonna text dirty I'm changing my name
harrie: same
louis💦: just like before c:
harry👑: same
louis💦: now what were you saying
harry👑: you know what I was saying
harry👑: a customer is complaing BRB
louis💦: I'm honestly so horny rn
louis💦: like I'm around children and want to fuck you is that bad
louis💦: lol oops
harry👑: hi
harry👑: I just went on break.
YOU ARE READING
soggy fries 》larry au
FanfictionWhen Louis likes to prank call McDonalds and Harry happens to be the manager. [rewriting/editing] ©loucurves first published in summer of 2016