Okay I honestly thought no one would ever read this book, so I could get away with being as weird as I wanted.
I didn't even put on a cover!
But people are reading it and voting it and I'm like
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They know my secrets.
SO I NEED TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING CLEAR:
1) some of this is satire 2) some of this is exaggerated 3) none of this is poetry. I'm not a poet 4) chapters are amplified traits of small parts of my personality and thoughts. nothing here completely represents me. 5) ALL of this is is written without deep thought behind it and I certainly don't proofread/edit. 6) ^ I just write whatever comes to mind so I can de-clutter my brain of my thoughts.
So don't judge meh ;-; This book really is what the title says. Random asf
